Elduce
07-09-2003, 06:40 PM
Well, My Brother in law bought one of the H2's. Beautiful silver color. I got the news that him and a friend are going to drive out from Wisconsin to visit for the Fourth of July. And they drove the Hummer. They show up late Wednesday night. We have a few beers and B.S. That night I was like, ahh hey Ted, ya gonna let me take the Hummer to work tomorrow? SURE he says. The plan is for me to drive it to work, him, his buddy, and my wife and kids are going to meet me for lucnch at the restraunt. After wards they wanted a tour of the hotel. So after lunch my wife and kids leave, I give them a tour and we are off for home.
On the way home there is this "new" dive strip bar that was made from an old skating rink. Pretty trashy. We passed it, and my BIL was like, what was that? I replied a WV dive strip bar. they really wanted to go for some reason. So I turn around, (being the only person that did not consume at lunch I was driving).
We get there, I told them that I did not know what to expect because I had never been there (REALLY!!) THere were about 6 really skanked out tattooed, pierced "girls". It was about 4:30 in the afternoon and they were all looped. So after a few drinks, and a few interesting lap dances. My BIL says, "hey did you see what we are driving?" So they all make a mad dash out to the parking lot. Squealing a f*cking Hummer!! ( my BIL likes to show off). Next thing you know it the girls are on us like stink on you know what.
they all wanted a ride, so me being the only one that was not drinking gave the "girls" a ride. They wanted to to have their pictures taken. So I drove a bunch of them to the local gas station to buy a disposable camera. The whole time I am thinking, Please Lord, let SOMEONE I know see me driving a Hummer filled with scantilly clad strippers!!
Sure enough, we get to the gas station, and there is one of my co-workes filling up. I was like, hey I know that guy. The "girls" said that he was at the club the night before. I rolled down the window, and they were yelling Frank! Frank! He just kinda looked like he was confused.
We drove back and took a roll of film of the "girls" and us with the Hummer. We went back in the place and the "girls" said that for 25.00 we could go in back and do what ever we wanted. I declined. We used a dipsosable camera, and the girl said that she would get some extra prints made. I would have to go back the next day and retrieve them.
On the way home I called my wife from the Hummer phone, she was like what is taking you so long? I told her that the strippers wanted rides and pictures taken with the Hummer, she was like shut up and get home. My BIL and his buddy were laughing there asses off because I was telling the truth, and she did not believe me!!
The next day I went to work, and saw the co-worker that saw the Hummer with the girls. Hey Frank, I saw you at Dixons yesterday. He responded by asking why I didn't say hello. I said well I was in the Hummer filled with strippers. His jaw dropped. I was just telling John about it. That was you?!! Man was I laughing!
After work I went to pick up the pictures, and the "girl" said that she didn't make enough tips the night before to get coppies for me. I did get the negatives. Nothing too incriminating. As soon as I get them back I will post a few of the better ones. But that is something that will probably never happen to me again. Driving a Hummer filled with scantily clad strippers. The funny thing is that I have NEVER gone into the place. yet each and every one of the girls in there were like, Hey where have you been, Haven't seen you here in awhile. Etc. My BIL and his friend were saying, Sure, you've never been here before!! And I was completely honest with my wife about where we had been and what we did. And she does not believe me to this day. She will when she sees the pictures though!!!
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On the way home there is this "new" dive strip bar that was made from an old skating rink. Pretty trashy. We passed it, and my BIL was like, what was that? I replied a WV dive strip bar. they really wanted to go for some reason. So I turn around, (being the only person that did not consume at lunch I was driving).
We get there, I told them that I did not know what to expect because I had never been there (REALLY!!) THere were about 6 really skanked out tattooed, pierced "girls". It was about 4:30 in the afternoon and they were all looped. So after a few drinks, and a few interesting lap dances. My BIL says, "hey did you see what we are driving?" So they all make a mad dash out to the parking lot. Squealing a f*cking Hummer!! ( my BIL likes to show off). Next thing you know it the girls are on us like stink on you know what.
they all wanted a ride, so me being the only one that was not drinking gave the "girls" a ride. They wanted to to have their pictures taken. So I drove a bunch of them to the local gas station to buy a disposable camera. The whole time I am thinking, Please Lord, let SOMEONE I know see me driving a Hummer filled with scantilly clad strippers!!
Sure enough, we get to the gas station, and there is one of my co-workes filling up. I was like, hey I know that guy. The "girls" said that he was at the club the night before. I rolled down the window, and they were yelling Frank! Frank! He just kinda looked like he was confused.
We drove back and took a roll of film of the "girls" and us with the Hummer. We went back in the place and the "girls" said that for 25.00 we could go in back and do what ever we wanted. I declined. We used a dipsosable camera, and the girl said that she would get some extra prints made. I would have to go back the next day and retrieve them.
On the way home I called my wife from the Hummer phone, she was like what is taking you so long? I told her that the strippers wanted rides and pictures taken with the Hummer, she was like shut up and get home. My BIL and his buddy were laughing there asses off because I was telling the truth, and she did not believe me!!
The next day I went to work, and saw the co-worker that saw the Hummer with the girls. Hey Frank, I saw you at Dixons yesterday. He responded by asking why I didn't say hello. I said well I was in the Hummer filled with strippers. His jaw dropped. I was just telling John about it. That was you?!! Man was I laughing!
After work I went to pick up the pictures, and the "girl" said that she didn't make enough tips the night before to get coppies for me. I did get the negatives. Nothing too incriminating. As soon as I get them back I will post a few of the better ones. But that is something that will probably never happen to me again. Driving a Hummer filled with scantily clad strippers. The funny thing is that I have NEVER gone into the place. yet each and every one of the girls in there were like, Hey where have you been, Haven't seen you here in awhile. Etc. My BIL and his friend were saying, Sure, you've never been here before!! And I was completely honest with my wife about where we had been and what we did. And she does not believe me to this day. She will when she sees the pictures though!!!
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