TinMan99
10-07-1999, 06:02 PM
[As sung to the tune of 'Walk like an Egyptian']
The gun-dealers make their orders up, they never know what they're gonna get.
They see an AK variant in Shotgun News, it's labeled Maadi, hey, we remember that.
It comes in a couple of styles, Way-oh-way-oh, regular and single stack.
All the FFL's in the market place go, way-oh, way-ohh, wayyyy-yyy-ohhhh. But it shoots like a post-ban E-gyp-tian... BLAM!
The guns arrive a few days down the road, they open em, man they look like s**t..
They line em up with single-stack AK mags, the buyers take one look and then they split.
Pistol grip and US parts can't save their a*s, way-oh-way-oh, yup, it's post-ban Egyp-tian.
Actions rough as hell and the finish sucks, wayy-ooh-way-ohhh-waayyyy-ohhhh, but what the heck, they're post-ban E-gyp-tian. Blam!
The gun-buying newbie saunters in, he spies the cool assault-looking gun.
Makes the first big mistake, he asks to see the infernal thing, but hey it's just for fun.
The action's stiff as a board, way-oh-way-oh, the trigger feels like it's made of sand.
Pistol grip and removable clip, way-oh-way-waayyy-ohhhh, but watch out, it's post-ban E-gyp-tian...... BLAM!
Poor sucker lays his money down, the dealer smiles and sends him on his way.
He's heading for the firing range, when he pulls the trigger, there'll be hell to pay.
Loads ten rounds in in his mag, way-oh-way-oh, old timers see his long-arm and start to gag.
Six-inch groups at fifty yards, no wayy-ohh-way-ohh-wayyy-ayy-0ohh.. Hey! You bought a post ban E-gyp-tian.... BLAM!
It could be worse, it could blow up and send your butt to the emergency room.
Count your lucky stars the bullet goes down-range instead of spelling out your doom.
Chalk it down to a lesson learned, way-oh-way-oh, next time you probably won't get so badly burned.
So don't buy post-ban E-gyp-tian... BLAM! http://www.ak-47.net/akcgi/wink.gif
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Heheh... Sorry, this is the result of an opionated mind with some spare time on his hand no sense of rhythm. http://www.ak-47.net/akcgi/wink.gif
TinMan99
The gun-dealers make their orders up, they never know what they're gonna get.
They see an AK variant in Shotgun News, it's labeled Maadi, hey, we remember that.
It comes in a couple of styles, Way-oh-way-oh, regular and single stack.
All the FFL's in the market place go, way-oh, way-ohh, wayyyy-yyy-ohhhh. But it shoots like a post-ban E-gyp-tian... BLAM!
The guns arrive a few days down the road, they open em, man they look like s**t..
They line em up with single-stack AK mags, the buyers take one look and then they split.
Pistol grip and US parts can't save their a*s, way-oh-way-oh, yup, it's post-ban Egyp-tian.
Actions rough as hell and the finish sucks, wayy-ooh-way-ohhh-waayyyy-ohhhh, but what the heck, they're post-ban E-gyp-tian. Blam!
The gun-buying newbie saunters in, he spies the cool assault-looking gun.
Makes the first big mistake, he asks to see the infernal thing, but hey it's just for fun.
The action's stiff as a board, way-oh-way-oh, the trigger feels like it's made of sand.
Pistol grip and removable clip, way-oh-way-waayyy-ohhhh, but watch out, it's post-ban E-gyp-tian...... BLAM!
Poor sucker lays his money down, the dealer smiles and sends him on his way.
He's heading for the firing range, when he pulls the trigger, there'll be hell to pay.
Loads ten rounds in in his mag, way-oh-way-oh, old timers see his long-arm and start to gag.
Six-inch groups at fifty yards, no wayy-ohh-way-ohh-wayyy-ayy-0ohh.. Hey! You bought a post ban E-gyp-tian.... BLAM!
It could be worse, it could blow up and send your butt to the emergency room.
Count your lucky stars the bullet goes down-range instead of spelling out your doom.
Chalk it down to a lesson learned, way-oh-way-oh, next time you probably won't get so badly burned.
So don't buy post-ban E-gyp-tian... BLAM! http://www.ak-47.net/akcgi/wink.gif
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Heheh... Sorry, this is the result of an opionated mind with some spare time on his hand no sense of rhythm. http://www.ak-47.net/akcgi/wink.gif
TinMan99