Klinton joke

[alfajim]

Bill Clinton took a jog near his new home in Chappaqua. And on each
run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street
corner, day after day.

Apprehensive, he would brace himself as he approached her for
what was (most certainly) about to follow. "Fifty dollars! ", she would
shout from the curb. "No. Five dollars!", fired back Clinton.

This ritual between the ex-prez and the hooker continued for
Several days.

He'd run by. She'd holler, "Fifty dollars" He'd yell back, "Five
dollars!

One day, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband
on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the now infamous street corner,
Bill
suddenly realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer for all to
hear (including Hillary) and he would have to come up with a good
explanation for his wife, the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past her, Bill
Became overcome with anxiety on how to handle the situation. Sure enough
there she was standing where she always did.

Bill tried to evade the streetwalker's eyes as she looked up at
the jogging executives.

Then from the sidewalk, she yelled to Bill .
"See what you get for five bucks."!!