Elmer keith fan
03-17-2002, 06:25 PM
:bigdeal:
I Like it.wish it where real!!!!!
NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES
>Afghanistan Cruise
>We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had
>promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President.
>
>With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their
>promise!
>
>Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David
>Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that
>promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the
>sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to
>take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
>
>You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. The Florida Supreme Court
>will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward,
>and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
>
>Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you should
>consider the possibility of eight years. Note: Since you advocate strict
>gun control, you may not bring any.
>
>Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise
>director,
>Monica Lewinsky as recreation director, Ted Kennedy as lifeguard and
>emergency procedures director, Rev. Jesse Jackson as spiritual advisor and
>marriage counselor, and Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.
>
>If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends
>and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her
>village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over
>all your money and your furnishings until you return.
>
>Bon Voyage!"
I Like it.wish it where real!!!!!
NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES
>Afghanistan Cruise
>We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had
>promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President.
>
>With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their
>promise!
>
>Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David
>Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that
>promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the
>sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to
>take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
>
>You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. The Florida Supreme Court
>will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward,
>and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
>
>Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you should
>consider the possibility of eight years. Note: Since you advocate strict
>gun control, you may not bring any.
>
>Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise
>director,
>Monica Lewinsky as recreation director, Ted Kennedy as lifeguard and
>emergency procedures director, Rev. Jesse Jackson as spiritual advisor and
>marriage counselor, and Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.
>
>If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends
>and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her
>village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over
>all your money and your furnishings until you return.
>
>Bon Voyage!"