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    I am not a racist...

    I just wanted to squelch the rumor that I am a racist. Not true. As evidence, I would like to say that I am a supporter of the First Lady's efforts to teach monkeys human facial emotional responses.

    Good job Michelle...


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    So who taught her?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadmos View Post
    So who taught her?
    What's good for the Bush, is good for the slander too???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadmos View Post
    So who taught her?
    I believe it was imparted to her from her study of classical western development in college. In evidence, witness the sketch of Kadmos in his simian form at the founding of Thebes...


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    I look at the pics of Michelle and you can tell this woman can be a bitch. The apes are a cheap shot.
    While no one ever listens to me,
    I am constantly being told to be quiet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    I just wanted to squelch the rumor that I am a racist. Not true. As evidence, I would like to say that I am a supporter of the First Lady's efforts to teach monkeys human facial emotional responses.

    Good job Michelle...

    Why didn't you include any photos of Michelle Obama?
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    Quote Originally Posted by l921428x View Post
    I look at the pics of Michelle and you can tell this woman can be a bitch. The apes are a cheap shot.
    Top row 3rd pic in...my ex used to give me that look.

    But then again I don't think I've ever met a woman who couldn't be a real bitch at some point or other.

    The apes are kinda a cheap shot, but if you take out the racist overtones and compare it to the Bush stuff they are both kind of funny.

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    Too much focus on race all the time,just like calling every hispanic a Mexican when they were born in America.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AKTexas View Post
    Too much focus on race all the time,just like calling every hispanic a Mexican when they were born in America.
    I know what you mean. Every time I wear my kilts people automatically assume I am Scottish. Pretty quick they start in on color. You hear stuff like, "Do you ever paint yourself blue?"

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    more important question... Is Michelle teaching the apes, or are the apes teaching Michelle??? Inquiring minds want to know....
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    Quote Originally Posted by elkydriver View Post
    more important question... Is Michelle teaching the apes, or are the apes teaching Michelle??? Inquiring minds want to know....
    The obvious answer to your question is, yes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    I know what you mean. Every time I wear my kilts people automatically assume I am Scottish. Pretty quick they start in on color. You hear stuff like, "Do you ever paint yourself blue?"
    Scottish, Irish or gay, about the only three reasons for a guy to wear a dress, since you're saying your not Scottish, can we hope your Irish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mriddick View Post
    Scottish, Irish or gay, about the only three reasons for a guy to wear a dress, since you're saying your not Scottish, can we hope your Irish?
    I didn't say I wasn't Scottish. And an Irishman's nothin' but a Scotsman turned inside out. At least that's what dear ole Granny said. And I'm not gay. And I've never painted myself blue...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    I didn't say I wasn't Scottish. And an Irishman's nothin' but a Scotsman turned inside out. At least that's what dear ole Granny said. And I'm not gay. And I've never painted myself blue...
    Me neither,not on purpose anyway...those little red dots on the top of a spray paint can are there for a reason i guess

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