Well, that PSA upper arrived in the post so I fgured I'd get off my duff and assemble my old Stag lower. I mean, it's only been three years since I bought the thing so why procrastinate, right?
This was my first AR build and I was a little apprehensive because honestly I don't have a single specialty tool to throw at the job. I bought a barreled upper because I don't even own a vice.
But I like to party! Thus, lacking even the most basic machine shop luxuries, I set to work assembling this lower with an AK cleaning kit, a rubber mallet, some screw drivers and an old rag soaked in noxious chemicals!
TEE HE HE...
Anyways, I laid out all my AR parts in a nice organized manner to kind of like, visualize the build, man:
Meditatively laying out each piece, I focused on becoming one with the kit as I took inventory...
...umm WHUT?!?!? ...you gotta be freaking kidding me!
How many springs are in this thing? What the heck are these? Little brass pieces of rice? Why do half these parts look almost identical? Who would ever come up with this bull #$%&? A Stoner?
To assuage my Kalashnikovian revulsion and overcome my cognitive dissonance I laid out the major components roughly where they were to be instaled:
(Note the upside down disconector. NOOB STATUS!! )
20 minutes later...
$%*& Effing roll pins! Argh! If this detent pin had balls I would punch them, verily! Where's my whiskey!?!!? @#$#!!!
90 minutes later...
...Well that wasn't so bad. There were a couple moments where it felt like wrestling with a pig suffering from Tourettes but it wasn't as hard as say, hooking up a three way with the Westboro Babtists?
I even managed to get everything instaled wihtout crying...
...much...
70%!!!!!! WOOOOO!
Be sure to tune in next time (year?) for the thrilling sequal "Holy Crap, I Actualy Found a Bolt Carrier!".
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