A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump.
A passing hobo stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"
The woman said "Hell no...get away from me!"
The bum turned to leave and muttered "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom.
No enemy of America would have ever been killed if they didn't show up to be killed. HDR
LMAO!
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." ----- Jack Burton 1986
Pha kin sick.
While no one ever listens to me,
I am constantly being told to be quiet.
In a world of snowflakes,
be the heat..
Ah gee.
Returns June 3rd.
oh man that was so wrong yet so funny!
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Thread hijack;
In the plague of 1666, where the phrase bring out yer dead was born, some of those tasked with carting off the dead did just that, waited at the bottom. Actually, they were so depraved they would do it on a pile of corpses in the dump or hole where the mass grave was to be, young women being the most favored.
Some of it can be read about here:
http://books.google.com/books/about/...d=Tgui1pU3ckQC
Well, i guess after a few hours and rigor mortise had set in the hole would be nice and tight.
Last edited by davepool; 05-30-2013 at 08:36 PM.
Then how would you know if they were dead, or just somebody's ex-wife??Originally Posted by davepool
No enemy of America would have ever been killed if they didn't show up to be killed. HDR
Ohhhhh, good point.Then how would you know if they were dead, or just somebody's ex-wife??
The gun-toting practitioner of the Middle Path.
LOL!!
YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!!
Somehow, I imagine she changed her mind and owes her life to that bum.
Telling the truth is treason in an empire of lies.
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Nothing good ever comes from a pinched sphincter
While he is waiting at the bottom by a sign that saysSomehow, I imagine she changed her mind and owes her life to that bum.
No enemy of America would have ever been killed if they didn't show up to be killed. HDR
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