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    This Is What Happens When a Criminal Tries to Rob a Gun Store…With a Bat


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    Another criminal mastermind goes down.

    Seriously, are these guys even trying?

    It's like they just want 3 hots and a cot for the next dozen or so years!

    The other inmates should beat the crap out of them just on principle!

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    Hummm. This non-Caucasian African American could have been Obamination's son, too.

    Obamination has a lot of sons out there....
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    Smash n grab robbery is a big thing lately in Atlanta, usually on jewelry stores. Maybe homie there was trying to copy my locals?

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    This Is What Happens When a Criminal Tries to Rob a Gun Store…With a Bat

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    I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop on my back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadmos View Post
    Seriously, are these guys even trying?

    It's like they just want 3 hots and a cot for the next dozen or so years!
    That actually is possible.

    Guy i work with was talking about one of his cousins(or something like that) that got himself arrested on a felony just because he didn't want to go get a job and pay bills. He looked at as a way to have the government pay his way through life. He went and robbed some place and just waited outside for the cops to show up and take him away to his free hotel room.
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    I'm sure he won't get much jail time for this since the only crime he committed was breaking the glass case. The prosecutor probably won't waste time trying to prove intent. No doubt the public defender will claim that the "victim" was on is way to baseball practice and accidentally tripped while in the gun store breaking the glass case. The gun store owner will be sued for negligence and settle out of court for enough money to keep the "victim" supplied with drugs for a year or two.

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    he was lookin for high capacity skittles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helen Keller View Post
    he was lookin for high capacity skittles.
    DANG! That is good stuff right there dude! LOL!!

    He be lukin fo sum king zulu size a skittles...but founds them to be racist cause they have no black a skittles ya see...so he take a bat to da oppressor white mans store and let him know his opressive ways not be tolerated no longer
    Last edited by was_peacemaker; 07-29-2013 at 04:24 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinker View Post
    That actually is possible.

    Guy i work with was talking about one of his cousins(or something like that) that got himself arrested on a felony just because he didn't want to go get a job and pay bills. He looked at as a way to have the government pay his way through life. He went and robbed some place and just waited outside for the cops to show up and take him away to his free hotel room.
    Why would someone want to go to prison where you have no access to boobies?!? I couldn't image a life without big bouncing boobies!
    Last edited by was_peacemaker; 07-29-2013 at 04:44 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by was_peacemaker View Post
    Why would someone want to go to prison where you have no access to boobies?!? I couldn't image a life without big bouncing boobies!
    I suppose he could secretly be of a slightly more fruity persuasion than most.
    Never met the guy so i can't say.
    Wouldn't be the first black dude on the down low and certainly won't be the last.

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