'I have blonde hair, blue eyes, and large breasts. One night I was up late studying in the basement of the undergraduate library when..."
When I was a kid, I found a large stash of books entitled 'Letters to Forum' in my stepmothers closet. It was an exciting time, but I wondered how so many people were hooking up so often. One day a buddy said 'you know most of those letters are fake. Some fat guy in a tank top smoking a cigar is writing those damn things". It kinda spoiled my image of Penthouse.
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