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    Senior Member TEN-32's Avatar

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    Cool Vasectomy

    A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a

    very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to

    take all of his clothes off.




    When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the

    table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and

    climbs on top and has her way with him.




    Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks

    what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies

    have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he

    will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to

    locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and

    quicker.




    The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.

    While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window

    to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating.




    Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"?

    The nurse responds, "They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you

    have Blue Cross, and they have Obamacare."
    Face your fear, accept your war.

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    Red face



    (Pretty funny, but BlueCross is one of the vendors participating with the exchanges. So they are part of Obamacare, too.)
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    Perhaps, but my employer provided Blue Cross PPO plan is unchanged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TEN-32 View Post
    Perhaps, but my employer provided Blue Cross PPO plan is unchanged.
    Yeah, I almost went for a BlueCross PPO plan myself on the exchange. But a competitor had a better price, with a lower deductible, although the network is more limited.

    Could be screwed if I need serious medical assistance while traveling, as my out-of-network max out-of-pocket is $6000.

    Still better than being stuck with a 5- or 6-digit hospital bill though.
    "That tyranny has all the vices both of democracy and oligarchy is evident. As of oligarchy so of tyranny, the end is wealth; (for by wealth only can the tyrant maintain either his guard or his luxury). Both mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms." -- Aristotle, Book V, 350 B.C.E

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