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    Smoking pot causes man boobs

    I always knew it. Pot causes man boobs or moobs. Poetic justice just like hairy palms.

    http://edition.cnn.com/2013/12/05/he...obs/index.html

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    The simple solution is excessive masturbation.

    You get all the joy of always having a set to play with and you won't have to endure the horror of looking in the mirror when it causes you to go blind.

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    Then where the fuck are mine at!?
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    Sometimes having man boobs is an asset. I once dated a girl who's tits were so small we had to play with mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aggressive Perfector View Post
    Then where the fuck are mine at!?
    Drink more beer and you'll grow them.
    "I'm fucking furious, I'm violently angry, and I like it. If you don't know what that feels like then I feel bad for you"

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    in that case i should have 4 sets of boobs by now!
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    Well then Funky you need to kick my high metabolism in the ass, because I can't even manage a beer gut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 308 View Post
    Hahahahah! Pics or Ban...
    I'll take ban for $100, Alex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by N/A View Post
    I'll take ban for $100, Alex.
    lmao! you guy's!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aggressive Perfector View Post
    Well then Funky you need to kick my high metabolism in the ass, because I can't even manage a beer gut.
    Well move to the south and enjoy a lifetime of eating fried meats, BBQ, all vegetables cooked with pork in them, and lots of heavy beer and I think you can grow the beer gut you've always wanted.
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    I'm already in Arkansas eating a bunch of fried Okra, chicken fried meats that ain't chicken, and hardly touch beer any lighter than Heineken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aggressive Perfector View Post
    I'm already in Arkansas eating a bunch of fried Okra, chicken fried meats that ain't chicken, and hardly touch beer any lighter than Heineken.
    I dunno dude.

    Fried pork chops and Shiner Bock do it for me.

    I do get mexican food too though. Maybe you need some carnitas, enchiladas, y Dos Equis en su vida.
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    I've probably eaten just about every food item on the Taco Bell menu within the last month. As well as plenty of home made deep fried shit, burgers wrapped in bacon and dripping with cheese... I'm gonna die from all the shit clogging up my arteries long before I gain a pound. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aggressive Perfector View Post
    I've probably eaten just about every food item on the Taco Bell menu within the last month. As well as plenty of home made deep fried shit, burgers wrapped in bacon and dripping with cheese... I'm gonna die from all the shit clogging up my arteries long before I gain a pound. lol
    Try my bacon-fried breakfast sandwich.

    Fry up some bacon. Fry two pieces of french toast in the bacon grease, fry up a sausage patty, fry an egg, then assemble the sandwich with tons of cheddar cheese and then fry it all again in the bacon grease to melt the cheese.
    "I'm fucking furious, I'm violently angry, and I like it. If you don't know what that feels like then I feel bad for you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyPertwee View Post
    Try my bacon-fried breakfast sandwich.

    Fry up some bacon. Fry two pieces of french toast in the bacon grease, fry up a sausage patty, fry an egg, then assemble the sandwich with tons of cheddar cheese and then fry it all again in the bacon grease to melt the cheese.
    tried it this morning. that shit is whats up!!!
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    I will have to send....

    this to my younger brother. I thought his man boobs were caused by steroids in college........chris3

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    I have to try that! 0_0
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyPertwee View Post
    Try my bacon-fried breakfast sandwich.

    Fry up some bacon. Fry two pieces of french toast in the bacon grease, fry up a sausage patty, fry an egg, then assemble the sandwich with tons of cheddar cheese and then fry it all again in the bacon grease to melt the cheese.
    I had another heart attack by just reading that...

    It do sound good though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyPertwee View Post
    Try my bacon-fried breakfast sandwich.

    Fry up some bacon. Fry two pieces of french toast in the bacon grease, fry up a sausage patty, fry an egg, then assemble the sandwich with tons of cheddar cheese and then fry it all again in the bacon grease to melt the cheese.
    Need to dip the whole sandwich back in the french toast egg mixture and deep fry, aka monte christo sandwich. Then sprinkle with powdered sugar......crap, now I am on a diabetes diet and cannot eat such anymore.....chris3

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    Quote Originally Posted by coppertales View Post
    Need to dip the whole sandwich back in the french toast egg mixture and deep fry, aka monte christo sandwich. Then sprinkle with powdered sugar......crap, now I am on a diabetes diet and cannot eat such anymore.....chris3
    i know what i'm having for breakfast in the A.M. and going to try it like you said coppertales
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