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    New sneaker from Nike for Ellen Degenerous

    It's called the Dikee. It can be flipped off with one finger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5.56NATO View Post
    You know thats a bunch of Greenpeace flakes, right?
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    Sorry but she's Milfy to me.
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    I heard that Ellen drowned. Someone found her face down in Ricki Lake.
    "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it" - George Bernard Shaw

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    Quote Originally Posted by studmuffin View Post
    It's called the Dikee. It can be flipped off with one finger.
    They decided not to try to market them, the tongues were all too short.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helen Keller View Post
    Sorry but she's Milfy to me.
    My God man please tell me you meant to do that in purple.......
    Gentlemen may prefer Blondes, but Real Men prefer Redheads!

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    Quote Originally Posted by miketx View Post
    I heard that Ellen drowned. Someone found her face down in Ricki Lake.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gunner1558 View Post
    They decided not to try to market them, the tongues were all too short.
    Gentlemen may prefer Blondes, but Real Men prefer Redheads!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krupski View Post
    My God man please tell me you meant to do that in purple.......
    Well...Ellen does have a hotness to her. Nice looking for her age, but hey I dig Sen. Boxer, Cher, Dolly Parton, and Barbara Walters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by was_peacemaker View Post
    Well...Ellen does have a hotness to her. Nice looking for her age, but hey I dig Sen. Boxer, Cher, Dolly Parton, and Barbara Walters.
    WTF, man? I bet the Whoopie Goldburg / Penny Marshall combo would be like a hot twins penthouse combo for you, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by was_peacemaker View Post
    Well...Ellen does have a hotness to her. Nice looking for her age, but hey I dig Sen. Boxer, Cher, Dolly Parton, and Barbara Walters.
    Admitting a sickness like that?
    "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it" - George Bernard Shaw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zygomatic View Post
    WTF, man? I bet the Whoopie Goldburg / Penny Marshall combo would be like a hot twins penthouse combo for you, huh?
    Its not like I am Quagmire from family guy or something. I am just saying that if Ellen let her hair grow out and dressed more feminine then she would be a good looking cougar. As far as Whoopie goes...well I ain't to much into black chicks, but if there was one black woman that could turn any head it would be 70's era Tina Turner!

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    Quote Originally Posted by miketx View Post
    Admitting a sickness like that?
    Its not a sickness to admire sexy women with some age on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by was_peacemaker View Post
    Well...Ellen does have a hotness to her. Nice looking for her age, but hey I dig Sen. Boxer, Cher, Dolly Parton, and Barbara Walters.
    Sick and desperate. Jesus, just kill yourself now before it gets worse. You find ancient hags and manish looking dykes to be attractive, my gawd!
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    Besides, he'd always be competing with Ellen to see who got more pussy!
    "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it" - George Bernard Shaw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jefferson View Post
    Sick and desperate. Jesus, just kill yourself now before it gets worse. You find ancient hags and manish looking dykes to be attractive, my gawd!

    Its not sick and desperate. Its not like I am writing these women love letters. Redheads are my favorite, but I find all types of women attractive. I can't help it...I love women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miketx View Post
    Besides, he'd always be competing with Ellen to see who got more pussy!
    Oh snap! That was a good one! ROFLMBO!!

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    All I can say is GIGITTY

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