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    Gunsnet Contributor 02/14 miketx's Avatar

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    Why Kermit left Miss Piggy...

    ...Turns out she was a real boar.
    "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it" - George Bernard Shaw

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    I thought it was too many karate chops and refusing the shave her underarms.

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    I thought it was because she used vinegar in her douche and he doesn't like sweet and sour pork!
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    Quote Originally Posted by miketx View Post
    ...Turns out she was a real boar.
    LOL I have to remember this one.

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    Gunsnet Contributor 02/14 miketx's Avatar

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    What does miss piggy douche with? Hog wash!
    "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it" - George Bernard Shaw

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    Quote Originally Posted by miketx View Post
    What does miss piggy douche with? Hog wash!
    Oh man! That is nasty!

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    What is green and smells like pork?


    Kermit's Finger!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Duce View Post
    What is green and smells like pork?


    Kermit's Finger!!
    LOL!

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