Now THAT'S wind power! Cows wear BACKPACKS to capture their ‘emissions’ and become miniature power stations
Scientists have developed ‘fartpacks’ that extract 300 litres of methane
Tube from the pack is inserted into cow's digestive tract to collect the gas
The methane is then coverted into enough energy to run a car for 24 hours
Methane is 23 times more potent than carbon dioxide as a greenhouse gas
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...#ixzz2zFZOUHrV
Lol! ! !
"And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"
"I'm fucking furious, I'm violently angry, and I like it. If you don't know what that feels like then I feel bad for you"
You know where this will lead to.....
BOVINE JIHAD! ! !
"And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"
PETA will have a field day with this one.
Some people prefer to be remembered for what they gave to humanity, then there are those who will be remembered by what they did to humanity, and cows.
Shooting one of those with a tracer round would sure lend a new meaning to "cow tipping'!
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Interesting way to cook a steak.Originally Posted by Richard Simmons
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." ----- Jack Burton 1986
I need one of those for the fat ass in my office who,at 45, still thinks it's funny to walk into my office and fart
Thats comedy gold where i work.
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I keep looking for the "ACME" logo on that thing...
Comedy gold at home, too!
Good post!
Need to replace the bag with a liberal tree hugger envirowhacko...I'm betting that will work much better; but we'll need to try at least 3 envirowhackos per cow before we declare it won't work better.
If we refuse to rule ourselves with reason, then we shall be ruled by our passions.
He, Who Will Not Reason, Is a Bigot; He, Who Cannot, Is a Fool; and He, Who Dares Not, Is a Slave. -Sir William Drummond
There are some things I will not abide within my sight!
Look at the one in the background..."better you than me"
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/17/article-0-1D2973BA00000578-693_634x416.jpg[/IMG]
One look at it and the first thing that goes through your mind is "Yep, a liberal came up with that"
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