Can anyone translate this? Japanese I think...

[Zygomatic]

Sorry to take so long to answer this. My Laptop took a dump and it distracted me. I'm back on it now. I showed it to both Japanese and Chinese Staff members. The middle symbol makes them both scratch their heads as it isn't a true Japanese or Chinese word as viewed. It is similar to the word Large if you make a stretch to analyze it or it might be the word Bowl. The other symbols are numbers and unfortunately I have lost the paper I wrote on given the time that has passed. I think I remember they were 2 and 4.

Thank you for trying, sir. Here is what is in the box, if anyone is still interested.

[Helen Keller]

[davepool]

Oooo, doggy porn.

Damn, my dog just saw this and he's over in the corner humping his blanket.

[Zygomatic]

Oooo, doggy porn.

Damn, my dog just saw this and he's over in the corner humping his blanket.

Nobody does doggie porn like the Japanese

[Helen Keller]

at least theres no tentacles.

[vit]

Why do you have that? LOL

[Schuetzenman]

at least theres no tentacles.

The replies after the image are priceless, but this one made LOL the most.

[l921428x]

Thank you for trying, sir. Here is what is in the box, if anyone is still interested.

lmao ah hell. get out the water hose.
DAYUMMM.