but my cats are much better than your dogs!
they do not stink.
they do not bark.
they do not eat someones face off.
they do not crap all over the yard for you or someone else to walk in.
they do not need a leash to go out (ok my cats do not go outside).
they do not beg.
you do not hear their tongue lapping themselves all night. lap lap lap lap lap lap lap lap lap. STOP IT!! lap lap lap lap lap lap. DAMN IT STOP IT!!!!! different room. lap lap lap lap lap lap...........
just sayin dogs suck.
While no one ever listens to me,
I am constantly being told to be quiet.
In a world of snowflakes,
be the heat..
Yeah dogs are mostly compatable with straight guys.
Kidding you bro. Im a dog guy, but my mom has an awesome cat. To each his own.
gotcha but sometimes it is not your own.
was just outside and someone's dog is yap yap yap, hold 2 beats, yap yap yap, hold 2 beats, yap yap yap..........
I was out for 15 minutes and when I came in, it was still yap yap yap.
While no one ever listens to me,
I am constantly being told to be quiet.
In a world of snowflakes,
be the heat..
Eight cats and four dogs.
One inside/outside cat, six inside cats in the main house area, and one cat confined to a bedroom.
One inside/outside small dog, and two outside large dogs.
Also one inside/outside large dog at my mother's, but hes mine too.
"I'm fucking furious, I'm violently angry, and I like it. If you don't know what that feels like then I feel bad for you"
No they only hack and constantly barf all over the place...... Best thing cats are for is moving target practice... don't apologize Altarboy, you're onto something there..... LOL I didn't know you were that way my friend.
weird. my cat begs for food, and lap lap laps when your trying to sleep.
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My cat begs so much I feel like she owns me.
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it" - George Bernard Shaw
BUT on the other hand my cat does not yap yap yap like my neighbours shit zoos. Those dogs are yelping 24/7 even when they are in the house. The woman just say "ooooh you be quiet now".
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People should not allow their dogs to be so annoying.
YEP............................................... ..................................chris3Originally Posted by Altarboy
They are my kids as we don't have any. My orange and white girl goes outside and comes to me every time I call her. If I am outside doing something she comes over and supervises. They ALL beg. If I am late with their 9pm treat, they come over to me and give me hell. We have cats because we both worked and keeping a dog all day long is a pain and usually messy. I have neighbors with 24/7 barking dogs that just about make me buy a supressor for my 22 to shut them up......chris3
Is it chained to a radiator like Bluedog's girlfriend or something?
I can't wait till my two are dead! Actually they were my daughters cats but there gone and we got stuck with them! What a worthless animal!No they only hack and constantly barf all over the place...... Best thing cats are for is moving target practice... don't apologize Altarboy, you're onto something there..... LOL I didn't know you were that way my friend.
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pfft...If I die in my house and rot for days my dog will starve before he feasts on my body but your cats will get fat...
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It adopted its owner's attitude and now it won't play nice with others. It ain't mine, thats for sure.Is it chained to a radiator like Bluedog's girlfriend or something?
"I'm fucking furious, I'm violently angry, and I like it. If you don't know what that feels like then I feel bad for you"
Screw them all. I've got two snakes and they don't bark, bite, howl, crap every day, breed fleas, get ticks, break things, cough up hairballs, puke all over the good carpets, stink up a cat pan, or run up vet bills, etc. Just have to feed them every two weeks and make sure they have clean water and clean cages. A big plus is they don't make any noise.
"Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."
Commucrats are most efficient at converting sins and crimes to accidents or misunderstandings.-Oswald Bastable
Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.
Freedom isn't free.
"Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.
My Spirit Animal has rabies.
I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.
"If you can make a man afraid, you can control him" Netflix Series, The Irregulars
My corn snake died a few months ago. Had him for about 17 years.
"I'm fucking furious, I'm violently angry, and I like it. If you don't know what that feels like then I feel bad for you"
Damn. That's pretty good. I've had my corn snake about 5 years, but it was fully grown when someone gave it to me. My rock python is about 7 years old now. I got her when she was about 18 inches long; now she's 9 feet long. I had a green anaconda for about 4 years, but got rid of her because she had this really bad habit of biting me every time I picked her up. Got tired of getting bitten. Nasty disposition....
"Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."
Commucrats are most efficient at converting sins and crimes to accidents or misunderstandings.-Oswald Bastable
Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.
Freedom isn't free.
"Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.
My Spirit Animal has rabies.
I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.
"If you can make a man afraid, you can control him" Netflix Series, The Irregulars
That happens a lot.....LOL. I know from experience too.
For the most part dogs behave how they have been trained to behave. They don't stink either unless you never wash them or their bedding. Have you ever been around a cat litter box that was not regularly cleaned? Smells lot worse than anything related to my dogs.
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