...burned to death in a forest fire. Smokey had over 70 years of service before some careless schmuck left a fire unattended.
http://www.theonion.com/video/us-for...-to-get,36738/
...burned to death in a forest fire. Smokey had over 70 years of service before some careless schmuck left a fire unattended.
http://www.theonion.com/video/us-for...-to-get,36738/
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it" - George Bernard Shaw
Awww, poor Smokey.
Smokey's replacement will be a Transgendered bear of Color who is anti-2nd Amendment, Christian, Caucasion, and America in general.
He/she will be in a "partnership" with Bambi. They will both be Muslim, and raising several gender-neutral adopted animals, all the while voting straight-ticket Democrat & worshiping Obama & Holder.
You must be psychic.Originally Posted by mrkalashnikov
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it" - George Bernard Shaw
Or psycho, takes yer pick!
It won't be a polar bear for sure, they all drowned.
Returns June 3rd.
RACIST!!
Polar bears are racist, dey be white and shit, yo.
Returns June 3rd.
How do you catch a polar bear?
1. Go out on the ice and cut a hole in it.
2. Open a can of peas and circle the hole in the ice with the peas.
3. When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
4. That is all.
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it" - George Bernard Shaw
Good stuff guys. I needed cheering up.
Naaah!! Only the FUR is white! They are black underneath the fur!
Kind of like a "senior citizen" A-A!
“I have little patience with people who take the Bill of Rights for granted. The Bill of Rights, contained in the first ten amendments to the Constitution, is every American’s guarantee of freedom.” - - President Harry S. Truman, “Years of Trial and Hope”
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