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    Woman Allegedly Beats Man Who Farted In Her Face

    A South Carolina woman was arrested Monday after allegedly hitting a man she said “passed gas” in her face.

    Jessica Cerney, 33, told police that 64-year-old Darrell McKnight came home drunk at about 7:45 p.m. and farted on her visage while she was lying on the couch, according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun. Furious about the blast, Cerney left the house, but says McKnight followed her outside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5.56NATO View Post
    A South Carolina woman was arrested Monday after allegedly hitting a man she said “passed gas” in her face.

    Jessica Cerney, 33, told police that 64-year-old Darrell McKnight came home drunk at about 7:45 p.m. and farted on her visage while she was lying on the couch, according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun. Furious about the blast, Cerney left the house, but says McKnight followed her outside.
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    My nephew was sitting in the lazy boy and I snuck up on him and farted over the top of the chair, he jumped and yelled ahhhhh it moved my hair!
    "And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"

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    I wouldn't be alive if I were beaten for every time that I did that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Duce View Post
    I wouldn't be alive if I were beaten for every time that I did that.
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    After looking at her photo, and what the fart did to her, it's perfectly understandable why she did it.
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    Hot boxed the bitch!
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