A conversation once heard

[studmuffin]

Ok Mike what was the cause of the bike seat failure?

Well it looks like an overload condtion took place, where the compressive seat capacity was exceeded.


But Mike, tell us what really happened.

Ok then, well it looks like a large person who exceeded the weight capacity of the bike, sat on the bike seat and it broke.


Now Mike, be honest. Tell us what really happened.


Ok Ok then a fat fuck sat of the fucking bike and the fucking seat broke! Happy now!?!?!?!

[N/A]

I hope it was a motorcycle bike, as if it were a plain bicycle, the metal frame part could have gone right �� up their ass. (0)

[studmuffin]

Yup, it was a bicycle and an aluminum enema did ensue.

[N/A]

Damn, that's gonna hurt.

[studmuffin]

When the bike says 250 lb weight limit and your pushing 400 lbs hilarity and aluminum enemas will ensue.