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    i knew something around here smelled funny

    this is a funny story. well to me anyway.

    http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/...mell-different
    While no one ever listens to me,
    I am constantly being told to be quiet.

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    (Republicans like brown liquors; Democrats drink the clear stuff),

    BAM!

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    I like a good vodka or a good tequila or a good bourbon...guess that's the libertarian in me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ready View Post
    I like a good vodka or a good tequila or a good bourbon...guess that's the libertarian in me.
    just mix them together and you are good to go!!
    While no one ever listens to me,
    I am constantly being told to be quiet.

    In a world of snowflakes,
    be the heat..

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    The study is a bunch or crap, or I have been fighting being a liberal for years. I prefer strawberry to grap (actually like raspberry the best). I prefer vodka, or clear tequila, or some fireball to brown liquor.

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    Ughhhhh...fireball....might as well swallow a pack of big red.

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    I love gold tequila.
    "I'm fucking furious, I'm violently angry, and I like it. If you don't know what that feels like then I feel bad for you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ready View Post
    Ughhhhh...fireball....might as well swallow a pack of big red.
    Its an adult version of the fireball candies I loved as a kid.

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    That explains it. At least you have fresh breath after you vomit.

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    This one is easy, liberals smell like Patchouli, marijuana, and BO from conserving water, while conservatives smell like NASCAR fumes, burnt gun powder, tin foil, and fear

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    Quote Originally Posted by l921428x View Post
    this is a funny story. well to me anyway.

    http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/...mell-different

    Whoever did that "study" must have consumed too much of the "clear stuff".

    First of all, traits like this evolve over a long period of time. The idiocy of political parties is a relatively new concept (way too new to have affected evolutionary paths);

    Plus, I'm not a democrat, but I prefer strawberry to grape, and I prefer vodka to beer. I guess that invalidates the study, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00RedZX-6R View Post
    Its an adult version of the fireball candies I loved as a kid.
    I prefer the fireball candy (that is, after the nerves in my mouth get paralyzed and the fireballs don't hurt anymore).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadmos View Post
    This one is easy, liberals smell like Patchouli, marijuana, and BO from conserving water, while conservatives smell like NASCAR fumes, burnt gun powder, tin foil, and fear
    Tinfoil and fear?






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    Quote Originally Posted by l921428x View Post
    this is a funny story. well to me anyway.

    http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/...mell-different
    At least the girl is cute.......


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    Quote Originally Posted by Krupski View Post
    Tinfoil and fear?


    don't need the tin foil cause it is happening in real time. fear? yep of the fema camps they have planned for us.
    While no one ever listens to me,
    I am constantly being told to be quiet.

    In a world of snowflakes,
    be the heat..

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    Quote Originally Posted by l921428x View Post


    don't need the tin foil cause it is happening in real time. fear? yep of the fema camps they have planned for us.
    I rest my case.


    Wait, is the tin foil supposed to slow down time or something? I thought it was so they couldn't read your mind or implant instructions or something like that?

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    damn and I thought you were smart. the foil is so when you go outside the sun reflects off your brain, keeping it cooler.
    check wiki and
    why do have to rest your case, is it not inanimate?
    I mean mine sits in the storage area until I need it.
    While no one ever listens to me,
    I am constantly being told to be quiet.

    In a world of snowflakes,
    be the heat..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadmos View Post
    This one is easy, liberals smell like Patchouli, marijuana, and BO from conserving water, while conservatives smell like NASCAR fumes, burnt gun powder, tin foil, and fear
    Tin foil has an odor?

    and i thought folks were staring because of my shiny hat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadmos View Post
    (1) I rest my case.

    (2) Wait, is the tin foil supposed to slow down time or something? I thought it was so they couldn't read your mind or implant instructions or something like that?

    (1) Yeah, he blew it for me. I accept the defeat.

    (2) "Tin" foil (actually aluminum foil) when applied to the head really does nothing UNLESS a proper Faraday cage is made. When both ends of the tinfoil hat are coupled together (picture a chinstrap on a helmet), the government mind probe beams induce a magnetic field into the aluminum which, in turn generates an AC voltage. Since this voltage is shorted through the "chin strap", high currents flow, inducing a magnetic field in the hat in an equal but OPPOSITE direction thereby canceling the government mind control beams.

    It's like an electrical "brick wall". The signals cannot get through.

    Unfortunately, many fearful tinfoil hat wearers do not wear or connect the hat properly, which diminishes or even completely negates it's effectiveness!

    Imagine all the poor slobs who THINK they are shielded, yet the government is reading their EVERY THOUGHT!

    And, by the way, the beams are bi-directional. They can both READ the thoughts and intents of the target person AND they can also induce signals which add, delete or alter memories, add "suggestions" (like hypnosis), induce fear and paranoia and even induce pleasure, pain or different moods.

    For example, there was a recent experiment where test subjects had their "pleasure centers" stimulated every time they said something good about 0bama. Like Pavlov's dog, it didn't take long for these subjects to spontaneously praise 0bama even WITHOUT the pleasure stimulation. After these successful tests, the conditioning program was expanded to cover most of the news media personnel.

    In the same manner, people who believe in "freedom" or "the constitution" receive negative training in the form of mild electric shocks or extreme sleepiness. Soon, they learn not to care at all about their country.

    Luckily, my electronics training allows me to PROPERLY deploy, adjust and use the Faraday aluminum cranial shielding device (a.k.a. "tinfoil hat") in a manner that fully protects me from government control.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Krupski View Post
    At least the girl is cute.......
    Must be a paid model this is the woman that did the study

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