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    I have gotten religion I have joined PFFEIP

    People for free ejaculation in palestine. I am my brothers will be coming to a town near you soon to steal your women and rape your camels.............or is that the other way around. I keep getting the two confused.........

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    I think you may be confused....perhaps you meant rape your camels and steal your women.

    If you try to steal the women first they may escape while you are busy raping the camels

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    Is camel snatch hallal?

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    know why the call camels "ships of the desert"?

    they're full of arab semen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sevlex View Post
    Is camel snatch hallal?

    Couldn't tell you about the snatch in particular, but yes camel is halal, along with the milk. It's not kosher though, so Jews don't eat it.

    Jews are forbidden from having sexual intercourse with animals....I couldn't tell you about Muslims or Christians though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadmos View Post
    I think you may be confused....perhaps you meant rape your camels and steal your women.

    If you try to steal the women first they may escape while you are busy raping the camels
    same thing but different
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    Tasts like chicken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadmos View Post
    Couldn't tell you about the snatch in particular, but yes camel is halal, along with the milk. It's not kosher though, so Jews don't eat it.

    Jews are forbidden from having sexual intercourse with animals....I couldn't tell you about Muslims or Christians though
    Well, even tho they might not be Kosher, I think Jews can have sex with Muslims and Christians. If not, converting them to Judaism would make them Kosher, and then it's bang away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by N/A View Post
    Well, even tho they might not be Kosher, I think Jews can have sex with Muslims and Christians. If not, converting them to Judaism would make them Kosher, and then it's bang away.
    I meant I don't know the rules for Christians or Muslims about having sex with animals!

    ...not the rules about Jews having sex with Christians or Muslims

    Although I'm fairly certain a camel can't convert to Judaism.

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    I guess it depends on the sect a Christian follows. I hear Texas Aggies are fine with goats, while some in Montana are good with sheep. Arkansas...basically the whole State is for anything down on all fours...even their women.

    Mostly tho, Christians as a whole like a woman's hole, while Muslims like a form of oral sex called "blow me up".
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    Quote Originally Posted by N/A View Post
    I guess it depends on the sect a Christian follows. I hear Texas Aggies are fine with goats, while some in Montana are good with sheep. Arkansas...basically the whole State is for anything down on all fours...even their women.

    Mostly tho, Christians as a whole like a woman's hole, while Muslims like a form of oral sex called "blow me up".
    To be fair to Arkansas though, it can be a bit difficult to distinguish the women from the farm animals, the similarities are astounding.

    You have to look very closely at the hoof, to determine whether it is a true hoof, or just severely webbed toes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N/A View Post
    I guess it depends on the sect a Christian follows. I hear Texas Aggies are fine with goats, while some in Montana are good with sheep. Arkansas...basically the whole State is for anything down on all fours...even their women.

    Mostly tho, Christians as a whole like a woman's hole, while Muslims like a form of oral sex called "blow me up".
    I hear they are called agro americans. I also hear that five out of ten women are battered, and all these years I have been eating them plain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by studmuffin View Post
    People for free ejaculation in palestine. I am my brothers will be coming to a town near you soon to steal your women and rape your camels.............or is that the other way around. I keep getting the two confused.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadmos View Post
    Couldn't tell you about the snatch in particular, but yes camel is halal, along with the milk. It's not kosher though, so Jews don't eat it.

    Jews are forbidden from having sexual intercourse with animals....I couldn't tell you about Muslims or Christians though
    I don't know if Christians are FORBIDDEN from having sex with animals, but I can tell you that 9 out of 10 men who tried Camels preferred women.


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