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  1. 10-09-2014, 05:23 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by raxar View Post
    To fund his independent film "Sometimes when I pee.....
    And It burns, burns, burns like a "Ring of Fire" a "Ring of Fire"......
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    ...now mind you, it didn't always burn. The problem started about the time...
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    I spent a night at a friends ,sleeping on his transformer sheets.
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    ...which he really didn't mind... until that one night when I....
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    In the state of New York, Suffolk county. So I grabbed my M-1 carbine and 30 round mags......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nashorn View Post
    In the state of New York, Suffolk county. So I grabbed my M-1 carbine and 30 round mags......
    ....and turned them over to the State police for destruction. I began to regret my compliance with the law when I realized that....
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    But Joe's got a deathgrip on his Bat, Meanwhile ISIS is gathering donations for....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schuetzenman View Post
    to wear a Mullet!
    I said, NO WAY! and grabbed a 2lb. pack of sliced bacon out of the freezer, threw my Fn FAL over my shoulder and headed out for..........
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