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  1. 10-10-2014, 05:28 PM #1
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    Grapes

    When eating grapes I have decided that I like the stems better than the grapes. This is, of course, because the stems are de vine!
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    LOL!

    I love cheesy jokes.

    Or in this case, a fruity joke.
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    Raisin a ruckus over here I see.....
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    Well now, ain't that just peachy.
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    You know they say that time flies like an arrow. And fruit flies like a banana.
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    Orange you glad you started this thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by N/A View Post
    Orange you glad you started this thread?
    Isn't it peachy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Duce View Post
    Isn't it peachy?
    Just like peas in a pod...
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    This thread has gotten a little melancholy .
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Duce View Post
    This thread has gotten a little melancholy .
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    I agree.

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    If you peak in the fridge you can see the salad dressing!


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    My eggspectations for this thread have fallen off the wall. All the King's hoses and all the King's men can't put that back together again.
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    An egghead, s skull full of mush, and a fruit enter a bar. Bartender says, "It's the Roadhouse" crew.
    No enemy of America would have ever been killed if they didn't show up to be killed. HDR
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    Quote Originally Posted by N/A View Post
    An egghead, s skull full of mush, and a fruit enter a bar. Bartender says, "It's the Roadhouse" crew.
    Speaking of bartenders. I once knew a Dr. that had become a bartender. He was always giving out shots.
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