A poem regarding Kim Kardashian's butt

[L1A1Rocker]

Not mine but I had to share as I thought it was funny. Read it with the cadence of Green Eggs and Ham:

No, I do not wish to see Kim Kardashian's butt.

I do not want to see her butt!
I'll close my eyes! I'll squeeze them shut!

I do not want to see her butt today, not now, tomorrow, or yesterday
Show me her butt and I'll look away!

I do not want to see it in pants,
I do not want to see it in France,
I do not want to see it in the rain,
I do not want to see it on a plane.

I certainly don't want to see it nude; put that thing away! How rude!

Please, I beg you, listen to what I say:
Please can't her butt just quickly go away?

[jet3534]

As a fan of Dr. Seuss I like this.

[alismith]

ALL the Kardashian broads (literally) are nothing more than glorified sluts who cater to the lowest common denominator of humanity.

But, they all get it honestly, from their mother, the Queen Slut, herself.

[5.56NATO]

[Aggressive Perfector]

^

[El Duce]

My son showed me one where someone took a the same picture and put it on the spout of their coffee maker so that when coffee was made it looked like it was coming out of her butt.

[Schuetzenman]

Sluty trash, nothing else to say.