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    Suicide by Van

    http://dcbeacon.com/man-scrawls-suic...elf-in-public/

    A spokesman for the Dallas Police Department told Mail Online: ‘Witnesses observed the victim, Hugo Rodriguez a Latin male tie a rope around a fire hydrant and then around his neck.

    ‘He got into his van and accelerated, causing the rope to tighten around his neck and decapitated himself. A suicide offense was documented.’
    I've never heard of anyone doing this before.
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    love how they blame the video game.

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    Surely this will rate an investigation by fbi or whoever as a hate crime. And a march of illegals to the spot where whites obviously murdered this poor hispanic.
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    I bet the fire hydrant was red!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helen Keller View Post
    I bet the fire hydrant was red!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'll bet the inside of his van was red, too.
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    That's an unusual method. I never thought of that.

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    saw something similar on American Horror a while back, but that was a murder.
    wonder if the dumbass watched that show?
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    on the note of unusual suicides, earlier this year a small town near me has thier little "iron heritage festival" in the towns main street, which also has a set of railroad tracks. apparently some homeless guy decided to go and lay out on the tracks and kill himself right in front of everyone during the festival.

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    There are tons of bridges where I live so inevitably there are traffic jams caused by bridge jumpers when the police show up and close everything down.

    Earlier this year one man threw his coworker over a bridge to death, then jumped off himself to avoid police, survived the landing and escaped into the marsh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyPertwee View Post
    http://dcbeacon.com/man-scrawls-suic...elf-in-public/

    A spokesman for the Dallas Police Department told Mail Online: ‘Witnesses observed the victim, Hugo Rodriguez a Latin male tie a rope around a fire hydrant and then around his neck.

    ‘He got into his van and accelerated, causing the rope to tighten around his neck and decapitated himself. A suicide offense was documented.’

    I've never heard of anyone doing this before.
    I GIVE HIM an A for originality.

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    I have to admit this is an odd way to off yourself. I wonder how many drugs he had in his system. That will give the bleeding hearts something to blame since he didn't use a firearm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imanaknut View Post
    I have to admit this is an odd way to off yourself. I wonder how many drugs he had in his system. That will give the bleeding hearts something to blame since he didn't use a firearm.
    I blame white vans and their drivers.
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    and rope....and spray paint...and video games, bad parents, vans, blah blah blah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyPertwee View Post
    http://dcbeacon.com/man-scrawls-suic...elf-in-public/



    I've never heard of anyone doing this before.
    A suicide offense was documented
    Wow. What's the penalty for suicide? Probably a year in prison... minimum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5.56NATO View Post
    Surely this will rate an investigation by fbi or whoever as a hate crime. And a march of illegals to the spot where whites obviously murdered this poor hispanic.
    ...and 0bama will be there to make a speech... then go back and write another executive order banning suicide...
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    I'm morbidly entertained by this. Picturing it all in my head.
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    Found pics. It happened so fast his eyes stayed open. Not safe for work or those who do not care to see a head lying in the street:

    http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...ng-off-150236/
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    Poor bastard must have had a horribly low K/DR to decapitate himself over something like Call of Duty: Black Ops. lol
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    Would have been funnier if he had an unaware passenger.

    "Hang on while I get out for a minute".... *Steps back in with rope tied around neck....
    "I'm fucking furious, I'm violently angry, and I like it. If you don't know what that feels like then I feel bad for you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyPertwee View Post
    There are tons of bridges where I live so inevitably there are traffic jams caused by bridge jumpers when the police show up and close everything down.

    Earlier this year one man threw his coworker over a bridge to death, then jumped off himself to avoid police, survived the landing and escaped into the marsh.
    I read about that one too. I thought it was the other way around? The guy that got thrown over survived, the guy that threw him over died?

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