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    Sarcasm for the day ...

    Some old, some new,
    Just passed on for a smile or two.

    Sarcasm for the day ...



    1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

    2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

    3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands.

    If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

    4. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

    5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

    6. I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

    7. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

    8. I decided to change calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

    9. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you find one, what's your plan?

    10. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

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    Team Guns Network Silver 04/2013 alismith's Avatar

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    Actually, I'd call most of them words of wisdom...
    "Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."

    Commucrats are most efficient at converting sins and crimes to accidents or misunderstandings.-Oswald Bastable

    Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.

    Freedom isn't free.

    "Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.

    My Spirit Animal has rabies.

    I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.

    "If you can make a man afraid, you can control him" Netflix Series, The Irregulars

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    Team GunsNet Bronze 07/2011 weevil's Avatar

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    And yet another day passes and I didn't get to use algebra.
    Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket???

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    Team Guns Network Silver 04/2013 alismith's Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by weevil View Post
    And yet another day passes and I didn't get to use algebra.
    I guess you're doing something wrong. I remember the teachers saying we needed algebra...

    Could they have been wrong?
    "Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."

    Commucrats are most efficient at converting sins and crimes to accidents or misunderstandings.-Oswald Bastable

    Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.

    Freedom isn't free.

    "Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.

    My Spirit Animal has rabies.

    I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.

    "If you can make a man afraid, you can control him" Netflix Series, The Irregulars

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    #5 is pretty accurate.
    "And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"

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    10. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.


    I work with a bunch of those folks

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