ISIS Gets A Surprise!

[recon]

Saw this on another site today!

A large group of Islamic State group terrorists in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice from behind a sand dune: “One U.S. Marine is better than 10 ISIS fighters.”

The terrorist commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a brief gun battle breaks out. Then … silence.

The same voice once again calls out: “One U.S. Marine is better than 100 ISIS losers!”

Furious, the commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and into battle. After a few minutes of intense gunfire … more silence.

The voice calls out again: “One U.S. Marine is better than 1,000 ISIS cowards!”

The now-enraged commander orders 1,000 of his best warriors over the dune, when a terrible battle is then fought. He hears small arms fire, machine-guns, grenades, rockets … and then silence.

Finally, one badly wounded Islamic State terrorist crawls back over the dune, leaving a trail of blood and gore behind him, and with his dying breath, warns his commander:



“Don’t send any more men! It’s a trap! There are two of them!“

[rgmcl]

Sent this to my Grandson. He'll get a kick out of it

[Hobe Sound AK]

That is Garbage! you have got to be kidding! Not at all Funny! Talk about Slamming the other 4 Branches of the Armed Forces. I though we were all charged with protecting the Country. I Get so tired of this cheap Jarhead Humor! Christ! That is awful. Not everyone was, or wanted to be a goddamn, Jarhead!

[N/A]

Would it have bb wen more funny if the lone survivor had gasp, "It's a trap. There's no one there!".

"Then, who" demanded the ISIS commander, "was talking to us?"

Suddenly a bolt of lightning kills all the ISIS jihadists and a thunderous voice proclaims, "GOD is great!!!"

[308]

Would it have bb wen more funny if the lone survivor had gasp, "It's a trap. There's no one there!".

"Then, who" demanded the ISIS commander, "was talking to us?"

Suddenly a bolt of lightning kills all the ISIS jihadists and a thunderous voice proclaims, "GOD is great!!!"

Like!

[davepool]

Would it have bb wen more funny if the lone survivor had gasp, "It's a trap. There's no one there!".

"Then, who" demanded the ISIS commander, "was talking to us?"

Suddenly a bolt of lightning kills all the ISIS jihadists and a thunderous voice proclaims, "GOD is great!!!"

double like

[5.56NATO]

As my Marine friends are wont to say...

SHAKE AND BAKE!!!!!!!!!!!