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    Newsflash Fire at shoe factory A thousand soles lost

    In other news cotton hose storm socks Midwest.

    This news flash was brought to you by Cleopatra's ASP-erin

    In Public testimonials of Cleopatra's Asp-erin, nine out of ten doctors agree that the tenth doctor is full of shit.

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    Team Guns Network Silver 04/2013 alismith's Avatar

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    Misplaced your meds, huh?
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    And the cow jumped over the moon because it was made of cheese

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    Quote Originally Posted by alismith View Post
    Misplaced your meds, huh?
    Or maybe he found them.

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    I hope it wasn't the place where Nike was going to start their new line, directed at the lesbian market.

    They were going to call them Dykies, but had to re-design the prototype because the tongues weren't long enough.

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    Why did I look? (Face Palm)

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    Yea I heard about those. They could be got off with one finger.

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