I noticed a recent change of a "personal" nature that I was concerned about, so I had to go to the doctor. When I went into the exam room, the nurse came in to take my BP, pulse, etc. She then asked why I came in to see the doctor. I replied it was personal and would prefer to discuss it with the doctor. She said she understood and the doctor would be with me in a few minutes. She left the exam room and closed the door behind her.
After a few minutes the doctor came in. We exchanged a few pleasantries and he asked why I was there today. I told him that I had noticed that my penis was turning orange. He looked perplexed and asked what I did for a living. I told him I was recently retired. He then asked what I did with my free time. I replied, not much really. I just spend my days downloading porn on the net and eating Cheetos.
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