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    Quote Originally Posted by Helen Keller View Post
    Start with the fucking Ravens.
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    Anybody want to move to Baltimore?
    Hell no! It was a son's of obama shit hole 45 years ago, nothing's changed IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyPertwee View Post
    I believe those were Maryland troops whose asses we kicked off the beach.
    If it were MD, it wasn't by choice. We were the first state to be occupied by the Union and didn't have a chance after that. Our sympathies did lie with the Confederacy, but we had a rope around our necks.

    One thing I'm proud of is that the Eastern Shore didn't follow Union orders very well. There's no love lost between us and the Western Shore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alismith View Post
    If it were MD, it wasn't by choice. We were the first state to be occupied by the Union and didn't have a chance after that. Our sympathies did lie with the Confederacy, but we had a rope around our necks.

    One thing I'm proud of is that the Eastern Shore didn't follow Union orders very well. There's no love lost between us and the Western Shore.
    I was wrong. It was 54th Massachusetts infantry regiment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Jefe View Post
    Still can't get my head around this green, boiled peanut business.
    You'll get it after you try them.

    Also you'll love fried okra. Not sure if yall have that out there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyPertwee View Post
    You'll get it after you try them.

    Also you'll love fried okra. Not sure if yall have that out there.
    Oh yeah. My Dad loved the stuff, its a staple in western Oklahoma. Every bit as popular as blackeyed peas and cornbread.

    My Dad was an avid gardener, he grew lots of okra. Personally, I don't care for it.

    My 76 year old Mother will grow 3 things in her small garden this year; tomatoes, radishes and okra.
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    I'd smash your nappy haired head in with a dirty bird foam finger for some fried okra right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Jefe View Post
    Oh yeah. My Dad loved the stuff, its a staple in western Oklahoma. Every bit as popular as blackeyed peas and cornbread.

    My Dad was an avid gardener, he grew lots of okra. Personally, I don't care for it.

    My 76 year old Mother will grow 3 things in her small garden this year; tomatoes, radishes and okra.
    You'll have to try our seafood then. Oysters in the wintertime, lots of shrimp, crab, flounder, catfish, dolphin. Black folks eat cheap whiting.

    Shrimp and grits, fish and grits, shrimp and okra, okra and rice, okra-rice, fish and rice, crab cakes, fried shrimp, lowcountry boil, red rice, frogmore stew, crab-stuffed shrimp, crab stuffed peppers. I'm hungry!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helen Keller View Post
    I'd smash your nappy haired head in with a dirty bird foam finger for some fried okra right now.
    I wash my hair so it doesn't get too nappy.
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    I wish I had okra stew with shrimp right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyPertwee View Post
    I wish I had okra stew with shrimp right now.
    you and me both.. spicy but not too hot.


    real jambalaya with chicken,shrimp and all the fixins' would be hard to beat ....................
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyPertwee View Post
    I wish I had okra stew with shrimp right now.
    Geeze, I just remembered something; my Mom pickles okra. It is vile and disgusting. Its okras slimy nature I like least.
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    we need to watch this one................................
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Jefe View Post
    Yes, Democrats have made me cynical as fuck!
    Nope you're NOT cynical. You just fully understand the mindset of the DNC.........

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    Burn Baltimore and everyone in it and move on to Annapolis.




    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyPertwee View Post
    You'll have to try our seafood then. Oysters in the wintertime, lots of shrimp, crab, flounder, catfish, dolphin. Black folks eat cheap whiting.

    Shrimp and grits, fish and grits, shrimp and okra, okra and rice, okra-rice, fish and rice, crab cakes, fried shrimp, lowcountry boil, red rice, frogmore stew, crab-stuffed shrimp, crab stuffed peppers. I'm hungry!

    Why in the hell would you want to ruin a perfectly good bowl of grits with shrimp or fish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevelyn View Post
    Why in the hell would you want to ruin a perfectly good bowl of grits with shrimp or fish?
    Shrimp gravy with tomatoes, sausage, and grilled onion and garlic. Thats why.
    "I'm fucking furious, I'm violently angry, and I like it. If you don't know what that feels like then I feel bad for you"

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