After today, it's all historical.
Oh yeah. Under her we get to keep any firearm that isn't a copy of a military firearm, but the ones we can keep shouldn't be capable of actually firing a bullet, and as long as it doesn't look like a gun, and hi-cap mags are a no-no, but we can keep those that might be capable of holding 2-3 rounds so long as they don't actually fit in the gun that doesn't look like a gun and can't fire a real bullet, and we can buy any ammo we want so long as she says it's okay to have that type, but the ammo we can buy, and keep has to have reduced powder loads so they can't actually hurt anyone, and we will be able to keep any bullets that doesn't actually fit in the magazine or can be loaded in our guns that don't look like guns.
Nope, she won't take our guns at all.
We can keep any gun that fits the above requirements so long as we can prove we aren't criminals, have never had ANY interactions with a police officer (like a speeding or parking ticket), undergo a background check that traces our ancestry back to the Revolutionary War, with none of our ancestors ever having any dealings with slavery, have been a contributing member of the Dimocratic Party for the past 50 years, have made substantial contributions to the Clinton Foundation, is a current member of Women's Lib and the Gay/Lesbian Front, and promise to never use any sort of weapon for something as senseless as self defense, plus consent to a waiting period of 6 months for the paperwork to come back, then pass each state's requirements before possession of said firearm. All of this will completed for a non-refundable fee of $575.
"Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."
Commucrats are most efficient at converting sins and crimes to accidents or misunderstandings.-Oswald Bastable
Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.
Freedom isn't free.
"Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.
My Spirit Animal has rabies.
I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.
"If you can make a man afraid, you can control him" Netflix Series, The Irregulars
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