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    White House Wookie Only Worth $40 On Slave Market

    Wow. I didn't figure she'd bring that much.

    I guess not many would bid on her....



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    Putting a bag over her head and taping her mouth shut would up the price $20.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alismith View Post
    Wow. I didn't figure she'd bring that much.

    I guess not many would bid on her....



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    Quote Originally Posted by El Jefe View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Otto View Post
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    She isn't a happy woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Jefe View Post
    I would grudge fuck the Yeti for $100, yo!
    Well, I guess the best thing about banging a tranny is pretending you broke all the way through when you give a reach around...

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    Seems a little pricey, would not purchase.

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    I would have thought the price was very high at $1.00

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sherman View Post
    Putting a bag over her head and taping her mouth shut would up the price $20.
    I dunno. Those wookies seem pretty strong. A beast who can haul a heavy load must surely be worth more than $40 (or $60) on the slave market.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomac yokctep View Post
    She isn't a happy woman.
    I'm not so sure that "she" is a woman at all...
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    I'd pay tree-fitty, tops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomac yokctep View Post
    She isn't a happy woman.

    Bitter, hateful and vindictive I'd say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrkalashnikov View Post
    I'd pay tree-fitty, tops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krupski View Post
    I dunno. Those wookies seem pretty strong. A beast who can haul a heavy load must surely be worth more than $40 (or $60) on the slave market.
    She may be strong, but the problem is she has no work ethic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skorpion View Post
    She may be strong, but the problem is she has no work ethic.
    If she can't bitch about, nor denigrate those who do work, then she can't do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomac yokctep View Post
    She isn't a happy woman.
    Is it a woman? Obie has called it Michael on microphone... just saying...
    We found out what "dealing" with progressive lefties is all about. Our side gives up something, they give up nothing and the progressives come back in a month or a year and want us to give up more... rinse and repeat...

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