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    It's SCIENCE!!! Oral sex is good for a woman's health!!!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...#ixzz24LOOS93w

    The headline is "Giving BLOWJOBS is good for a woman's health!" LOL


    Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression'
    Range of chemicals in semen 'promote mental well-being and feelings of affection', say researchers
    By Eddie Wrenn - UK Mail


    Oral sex is good for women's health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen's 'mood-altering chemicals'.

    The State University of New York study - which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment - compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health.

    It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep and also contain at least three anti-depressants.

    The researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests.

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    Now SCIENCE backs you up! Go spread the word!

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    pfffft, most women I know have no desire to be happy in the first place

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    The science is settled!
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    Yeah, if it's science, they will make a pill that contains all that, and cut out the middle man...as it were.
    Also, if unprotected sex makes women smarter...then some of you men aren't getting much sex as there are a lot of not so bright women out there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Jefe View Post
    The science is settled!
    LOL.... Perfect!

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    I just set up shop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Otto View Post
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    Oh shit you did make me LOL!

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    Hillary C. is always Happy! So is Nancy P. !
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    I've been telling them this for years.

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    unprotected sex makes women smarter
    You can go to any ghetto and disprove that statement.


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    Sweetheart, we need to talk, its about your health...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nashorn View Post
    Hillary C. is always Happy! So is Nancy P. !
    Since when? You serious? Those two are the most miserable arrogant ogres on the planet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BISHOP View Post
    You can go to any ghetto and disprove that statement.


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    Not necessarily true. Going from IQ of 70 to 80 is hard to prove

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    LOL!!!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by tank_monkey View Post
    Since when? You serious? Those two are the most miserable arrogant ogres on the planet.
    Then it is up to me to give them each, 1200cc's of my "Manjuice" in the name of Medicine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nashorn View Post
    Then it is up to me to give them each, 1200cc's of my "Manjuice" in the name of Medicine.
    You DO realize that you're proposing inserting you manhood into two of the ugliest sasquatches of all time, right? Won't the slime and rot infect you with something?

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    As we used to say in my more formative years, "I wouldn't do her with your dick!"

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