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    Guns Network Contributor 01/2015 Altarboy's Avatar

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    "Jury department line one please, jury line one."

    This came over the pa in Walmart earlier. Just wanted to share. Sorry. I'll get back to my beer. I can't mess that up.

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    Ahh, so that's why juries make such dumb-assed decisions...the jury box is filled with Walmart customers.
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    . How the heck do you get "jury" out of jewelry?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Simmons View Post
    . How the heck do you get "jury" out of jewelry?
    Public education....?
    "Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."

    Commucrats are most efficient at converting sins and crimes to accidents or misunderstandings.-Oswald Bastable

    Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.

    Freedom isn't free.

    "Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.

    My Spirit Animal has rabies.

    I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.

    "If you can make a man afraid, you can control him" Netflix Series, The Irregulars

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Simmons View Post
    . How the heck do you get "jury" out of jewelry?
    It could have been my ex-wife. She's from Taiwan.
    She'd understand that perfectly. ROR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alismith View Post
    Public education....?
    Lazy.
    While no one ever listens to me,
    I am constantly being told to be quiet.

    In a world of snowflakes,
    be the heat..

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    ESL?
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    Team Guns Network Silver 04/2013 alismith's Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by sevlex View Post
    ESL?
    If black peoples' speech counts as a foreign language, then it's ESL.
    "Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."

    Commucrats are most efficient at converting sins and crimes to accidents or misunderstandings.-Oswald Bastable

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    Freedom isn't free.

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    My Spirit Animal has rabies.

    I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.

    "If you can make a man afraid, you can control him" Netflix Series, The Irregulars

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    Sounds like buying "fried lice" at a Chinese restaurant. Or that old skit about the guy talking about how much he likes his herpes (hair piece).
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    Quote Originally Posted by alismith View Post
    If black peoples' speech counts as a foreign language, then it's ESL.
    Well, you have Ebonics, after all.
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    will jack mehoff please report to the show arena?

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