Any of you guys gonna take Madonna up on her offer?
Any of you guys gonna take Madonna up on her offer?
Who am I to turn down a free BJ?
Plus I hear her teeth are removable these days.
"I'm fucking furious, I'm violently angry, and I like it. If you don't know what that feels like then I feel bad for you"
"I'm fucking furious, I'm violently angry, and I like it. If you don't know what that feels like then I feel bad for you"
shes sucked more dicks than we've taken breaths.
PRAISE KEK
FATHER OF CHAOS
BRINGER OF DAY
IN THY WEBBED HANDS WE PLACE OUR FAITH
SHADILAY, SHADILAY!
I wouldn't touch that with someone else's ten foot pole!
Ok. So where's the barf smiley?
What part of "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" do you not understand?
Well, Bill has a freebie if he wants it.
"Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."
Commucrats are most efficient at converting sins and crimes to accidents or misunderstandings.-Oswald Bastable
Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.
Freedom isn't free.
"Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.
My Spirit Animal has rabies.
I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.
"If you can make a man afraid, you can control him" Netflix Series, The Irregulars
Madonna is one nasty, washed-out, hag. She's not much incentive to vote for a vile anti-American woman who has a bigger dick than her husband.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but only when you're shoving it through your enemy's throat.
USMC Active Duty, 2004-2008
Gunsnet Member since January 2003
yet we're supposed to believe women were so offended at Trump's comments from 11 years ago
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe
katy perry, miley cyrus, who's the next tramp for killary?
That skag is plum butt fuk UGLY!
Dan
She is terribly skanky. But, there was a time when she really did it for me. Seriously, she lived near the top of my spank bank.
“I have little patience with people who take the Bill of Rights for granted. The Bill of Rights, contained in the first ten amendments to the Constitution, is every American’s guarantee of freedom.” - - President Harry S. Truman, “Years of Trial and Hope”
"Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."
Commucrats are most efficient at converting sins and crimes to accidents or misunderstandings.-Oswald Bastable
Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.
Freedom isn't free.
"Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.
My Spirit Animal has rabies.
I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.
"If you can make a man afraid, you can control him" Netflix Series, The Irregulars
I'd go for it.......Provided she pops out her false teeth and doesn't expect a kiss afterward.
Telling the truth is treason in an empire of lies.
WWG1WGA
Nothing good ever comes from a pinched sphincter
I like my johnson too much to let that scag put her mouth on it...
~Nemo me impune lacessit~
As we used to say, not even with your dick.
Most of us learned the pitfalls of braces and pubic hair in junior high!
Dan
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