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    Guns Network Contributor 01/2015 Altarboy's Avatar

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    So, uh, how about it?

    Any of you guys gonna take Madonna up on her offer?

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    Who am I to turn down a free BJ?

    Plus I hear her teeth are removable these days.


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    "I'm fucking furious, I'm violently angry, and I like it. If you don't know what that feels like then I feel bad for you"

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    shes sucked more dicks than we've taken breaths.
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    I wouldn't touch that with someone else's ten foot pole!

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    Ok. So where's the barf smiley?
    What part of "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" do you not understand?

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    Well, Bill has a freebie if he wants it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rgmcl View Post
    Ok. So where's the barf smiley?

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    Quote Originally Posted by alismith View Post
    Well, Bill has a freebie if he wants it.

    "I'm fucking furious, I'm violently angry, and I like it. If you don't know what that feels like then I feel bad for you"

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    Madonna is one nasty, washed-out, hag. She's not much incentive to vote for a vile anti-American woman who has a bigger dick than her husband.
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    yet we're supposed to believe women were so offended at Trump's comments from 11 years ago
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    katy perry, miley cyrus, who's the next tramp for killary?

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    That skag is plum butt fuk UGLY!
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    She is terribly skanky. But, there was a time when she really did it for me. Seriously, she lived near the top of my spank bank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarboy View Post
    She is terribly skanky. But, there was a time when she really did it for me. Seriously, she lived near the top of my spank bank.
    Well, at least it is nice to see that your tastes have improved their discrimination over the years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JTHunter View Post
    Well, at least it is nice to see that your tastes have improved their discrimination over the years.
    Well, at one time, she was pretty hot looking, but now she looks like the Wicked Witch Of The West after the house fell on her.
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    I'd go for it.......Provided she pops out her false teeth and doesn't expect a kiss afterward.


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    I like my johnson too much to let that scag put her mouth on it...
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