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    Chicago Man Arrested for Slapping 25 B*tches Because He Was Tired of B*tches

    http://viralactions.com/chicago-man-...red-of-btches/



    A 23 year old Chicago man was arrested last night for slapping 25 Bitches.

    He said he was tired of bitches playing games so he went to the liquor store on 71st and state brought a 5th of Hennessy and got pissy drunk.

    He then proceeded to walk down the street and slap the dog sh*t out of every bitch he approached.

    “I THOUGHT HE WAS A PIMP THE WAY HE WAS SLAPPING THEM HOES AROUND BUT HE AIN’T ASK THEM FOR NO MONEY ” — WITNESS

    He attempted to slap a heaven set woman and they got into an argument and the police arrived to take him into custody.

    He is being held at the county jail and faces multiple charges for assault, disorderly conduct and being publicly intoxicated.

    He released a statement to TMZHIPHOP:

    “THEY CAN ALL ME CAPTAIN SMACK A HOE, SOMETIMES BITCHEZ DO STUPID SHIT AND GOTTA GET SMACKED ,A BITCH COULD BE A MALE NOWADAYS THEIRS ALOT OF MALE-BITCHEZ TOO”

    His court date is set for next month. He has not yet posted bond.
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    Overcompensating for his repressed homosexuality.

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    Everbody knows bitches, and some uh dem jes needs slappin'.

    Take dat, bitch.
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    Now, I'm confused. What is the difference between a pimp-slap, and a bitch-slap?

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    pimp slap you hit with the back of your hand in a full arc movement of your arm.


    bitch slap you hit with your palm in a quick fashion, like how a cat would swipe at something.
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    Gotta give him some credit, he didn't use a firearm!

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    negros. fukin tired as shit of them...........
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    This individual is a modern day manifestation of what Kipling called the "white mans burden."

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    Whats up with his neck? Are those tattoos or burn scars?


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    Welp, now I know how I'm going to quit my job when the time comes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rci2950 View Post
    A 23 year old Chicago man was arrested last night for slapping 25 Bitches.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Helen Keller View Post
    pimp slap you hit with the back of your hand in a full arc movement of your arm.


    bitch slap you hit with your palm in a quick fashion, like how a cat would swipe at something.
    Thanks for the clarification.

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    Yes, thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raxar View Post
    Welp, now I know how I'm going to quit my job when the time comes.
    Hennessy is a huge jump from Wild Irish Rose , so you just might be running around slapping everything.
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    I'm pretty sure that is a satire news site

    If not then I am pretty sure the problem is with this guy and not women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypher View Post
    I'm pretty sure that is a satire news site

    If not then I am pretty sure the problem is with this guy and not women.
    Hummm, I don't know about that. I've seen a lot of women that need a good slapping just to realign their attitudes. However, I would never do that.

    But, that said, this guy just might be on the right track. Instead of locking him up, I think he should be given a pair of spiked gloves and some more hard liquor and put back out on the streets to let him readjust a few more attitudes.
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    let him go all bloodsport style with gloves dipped in glue and broken glass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alismith View Post
    Hummm, I don't know about that. I've seen a lot of women that need a good slapping just to realign their attitudes. However, I would never do that.

    But, that said, this guy just might be on the right track. Instead of locking him up, I think he should be given a pair of spiked gloves and some more hard liquor and put back out on the streets to let him readjust a few more attitudes.
    I'm pretty sure that is sarcasm but if not....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypher View Post
    I'm pretty sure that is sarcasm but if not....
    I use a blackened background and purple doesn't show up.....

    Anyway, it's good to keep people guessing.....
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