I saw an ad for a used CD player in the local paper. It was only $5 but the volume is stuck at the highest setting. I ended up buying it because I just couldn't turn it down!
I saw an ad for a used CD player in the local paper. It was only $5 but the volume is stuck at the highest setting. I ended up buying it because I just couldn't turn it down!
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I tried to push the envelope, but found that it was stationery.
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Hmm getting stir crazy? Why would you buy something that is broken?
While no one ever listens to me,
I am constantly being told to be quiet.
In a world of snowflakes,
be the heat..
Good one.
It's a joke. A funny one too.Originally Posted by l921428x
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Got me, too. After your remark, I went back and re-read the OP and saw the catch line.
Pretty good one.
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Can't read sarcasm I guess.
While no one ever listens to me,
I am constantly being told to be quiet.
In a world of snowflakes,
be the heat..
And I thought it was because the OP is just as broken as the CD player.
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