WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to
see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does,
he must commit suicide.
So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American
women are asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for
the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist
sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of
alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your
The American government appreciates your efforts to
root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this
God Bless America!!
If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a
terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly
aiding and abetting terrorists.