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    PLEASE DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY!

    WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

    Don't forget to mark your calendars.
    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to
    see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does,
    he must commit suicide.

    So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American
    women are asked to walk out of their house completely
    naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
    this anti-terrorist effort.

    All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
    in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for
    the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist
    sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of
    alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your
    patriotism.

    The American government appreciates your efforts to
    root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this
    anti-terrorist activity.

    God Bless America!!

    P.S.
    If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a
    terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly
    aiding and abetting terrorists.


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    That is REALLY sick! All the women in my neighborhood are wives of retirees! Most of them are over 70 years old and overweight!
    If I weren't supposed to shoot guns, why did God give me trigger fingers?

    There's a point in your life when you get tired of trying to fix everything and trying to make everyone happy. When you finally decide to quit, it's NOT giving up. It's realizing you don't need certain people and the bullshit they bring to your life.


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    When we were kids, we'd play "cops and robbers" and sometimes "cowboys and indians"... it was actually fun to be the bad guy robber or indian. Never were there any arguments of "I don't want to be the robber/indian"... we just took turns as playing either role was fun. Discrimination and racism never was part of our thought process...

    When playing "Army".... your rank/roll usually depended upon how well you could imitate a machine gun sound with your mouth!

    Now, kids are playing "suicide" bomber? Really?

    As a six or eight year old child, when you got "killed" you just layed their til the rest of your friends were killed or just gave up... never once did we question where we were going in the after-life... if we had to lay there more than 90 seconds pretending to be dead, we'd usually get right back up in our impatience as "it was only a flesh wound"... right?

    I wonder if these kids talk about their 72 virgins? "Habib, you only killed 3 officers... I got 8 last time!"... and so it continues.

    I bet if these kids saw real images of terrorists with their brains blown out, they'd have second thoughts...





    Okay Johnny Jihad... here's you... have at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old Grump View Post
    WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

    Don't forget to mark your calendars.
    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to
    see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does,
    he must commit suicide.
    Though I fully support this effort! I don't think it works. the 9/11 terrorists went to STRIP CLUBS in FLORIDA before their dastardly deed. Apparently you can gaze on naked women when you fully intend to kill infidels later. It's like a "get out of jail free card".

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    Quote Originally Posted by tank_monkey View Post
    Though I fully support this effort! I don't think it works. the 9/11 terrorists went to STRIP CLUBS in FLORIDA before their dastardly deed. Apparently you can gaze on naked women when you fully intend to kill infidels later. It's like a "get out of jail free card".
    The joke was just a joke, the real thread is the video.

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    THUCYDIDES.



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