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    Team Gunsnet Platinum 06/2016 ltorlo64's Avatar

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    Another Funny Home Defense Story

    I like to read the Home Defense Stories from my American Rifleman, and about every month there is one funny story. This month's had a guy break into a house and for some reason decided that it was a great time to take a shower. While in the burglar was in the shower the home owner returned. The burglar locked himself in the bathroom and then called 911. The burglar's concern was that the home owner may GET A GUN AND SHOOT ME! The home owner was calling 911 at the same time and the police came and "rescued" the burlar.

    That is why I am armed.
    "Nothing ever gets so bad that government "help" can't make it worse." Pat Garrett, March 22, 2014

    "HATE IS GOOD, WHEN ITS DIRECTED AT EVIL." PROBASCO, April 20, 2012

    I tried to push the envelope, but found that it was stationery.

    Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making head lines!

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    Funny and dumb.
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    I woulda turned off the hot water.
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    Hey, thugs gotta stay fresh yo.

    If in my parents house, I would flushed the downstairs toilet. Talk about him being in hot water then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helen Keller View Post
    I woulda turned off the hot water.
    I think the response would have been better to turn off the cold water.
    "Nothing ever gets so bad that government "help" can't make it worse." Pat Garrett, March 22, 2014

    "HATE IS GOOD, WHEN ITS DIRECTED AT EVIL." PROBASCO, April 20, 2012

    I tried to push the envelope, but found that it was stationery.

    Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making head lines!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skorpion View Post
    Sounds like the same guy.
    "Nothing ever gets so bad that government "help" can't make it worse." Pat Garrett, March 22, 2014

    "HATE IS GOOD, WHEN ITS DIRECTED AT EVIL." PROBASCO, April 20, 2012

    I tried to push the envelope, but found that it was stationery.

    Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making head lines!

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