I like to read the Home Defense Stories from my American Rifleman, and about every month there is one funny story. This month's had a guy break into a house and for some reason decided that it was a great time to take a shower. While in the burglar was in the shower the home owner returned. The burglar locked himself in the bathroom and then called 911. The burglar's concern was that the home owner may GET A GUN AND SHOOT ME! The home owner was calling 911 at the same time and the police came and "rescued" the burlar.

That is why I am armed.