So, a chick was trying to join a bikers club. It was a big club with a lot of clout. She was talking to the leader of the pack-the head honcho. He explained to her that not just any bimbo could join this motor cycle gang.
'Honey you gotta have certain qualities-certain special traits. First of all, do you have any tattoos?"
Oh yeah, I got plenty tattoos. all over!
"OK, can you ride a bike all day long and drink beer by the case and still raise hell and satisfy your man?"
Oh hell yeah, that's what I'm all about
'Ok, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Well, no, but I have been slung around by the tits!
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