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    Are women retarded?

    I asked my wife to buy me some regular tie down straps specifically non winch. What does she come home with? $50 worth of ratcheting straps. Do I honestly have to be that specific? Guess I'll have to come home with a deuce with a winch to put the point across...
    Pics to follow, I made my M1009 into an M1008 so to speak.

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    Not as much as the person that ask the question...LOL
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    The ones that let AKTexas touch them are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEN-32 View Post
    The ones that let AKTexas touch them are...
    Your mom does not mind and neither does your wife...

    Edit: Psst for the board nazi in charge, I'm just joking. Don't go all gestapo on me and flush the thread.
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    I find drawing them a pic is the most effective and possibly the only way to get what you're wanting.
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    quite bitching, those straps will be used eventually and now she knows better. Seriously a magazine or catalog with a picture beats the devil out of the miscommunication between what a man says and a woman hears. Be thankful she didn't come home with shoes with straps on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slamfire51 View Post
    I find drawing them a pic is the most effective and possibly the only way to get what you're wanting.
    Or just get your ass and go get it yourself works too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AKTexas View Post
    Or just get your ass and go get it yourself works too.
    Which is what they say when buying that stuff. "if he don't like what I got, he can go do it himself next time!"
    No enemy of America would have ever been killed if they didn't show up to be killed. HDR

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    Who is the retard, the woman that bring the wrong stuff or the man that asked her to buy them. It would be like her asking you to buy a superflow mega maxi something or the other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronwicp View Post
    Who is the retard, the woman that bring the wrong stuff or the man that asked her to buy them. It would be like her asking you to buy a superflow mega maxi something or the other.
    WTF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronwicp View Post
    Who is the retard, the woman that bring the wrong stuff or the man that asked her to buy them. It would be like her asking you to buy a superflow mega maxi something or the other.
    Hey, you should know that stuff....as a good Kotex will make an excellent battlefield dressing in the coming Zombie wars everyone talks about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by N/A View Post
    Hey, you should know that stuff....as a good Kotex will make an excellent battlefield dressing in the coming Zombie wars everyone talks about.
    Do you dress in BDUs when you buy these at the supermarket?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AKTexas View Post
    Do you dress in BDUs when you buy these at the supermarket?
    Tiger stripes.....they're more manly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by N/A View Post
    Tiger stripes.....they're more manly.
    Well there you go, I knew there was some formal dress you had to wear to buy kotex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AKTexas View Post
    Well there you go, I knew there was some formal dress you had to wear to buy kotex.
    See how you learn new things....
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    My ex and her friend once had a 20 minute conversation about cotton and the sheep that produce it.



    Finally I couldn't hold it in anymore and said "cotton is a plant"




    "And your grandfather grows it for a living"

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    My wife and i have an agreement; i don't do the grocery shopping cause i suck at it, and she doesn't go to the hardware store for me cause she...is standing behind me...nevermind.

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    They say that during sex you burn off as many

    Calories as running 8 miles.





    Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
    No enemy of America would have ever been killed if they didn't show up to be killed. HDR

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    Quote Originally Posted by N/A View Post
    They say that during sex you burn off as many

    Calories as running 8 miles.





    Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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