What's REALLY wrong with America

[davepool]

THE HAIRCUT
Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
Him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
Were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

[Punk]

lol nice one.

[Avanarts]

The first time I heard that joke, it was a Soldier, a Marine, and an Air Force Colonel.

[Dr. Gonzo GED]

The first time I heard that joke, it was a Soldier, a Marine, and an Air Force Colonel.

Lemme guess, the Marine left a dozen dead VC outside the shop?

[bluzjamer]

I like it.

[Krupski]

Lemme guess, the Marine left a dozen dead VC outside the shop?

That was Bubagun.

[Dr. Gonzo GED]

That was Bubagun.

I guess that would explain why they smelled like pee too...

[tank_monkey]

That was Bubagun.

If it was Bubagun, they would have been Canadian Draft dodgers that he hunted down and scalped for sport Not that there's anything WRONG with that

[Schuetzenman]

LOL at the opening post and then the Bubbagun references.

[TEN-32]

The only problem with this joke is that members of congress have their own taxpayer funded barber shop. So in effect, they always get a free haircut courtesy of you and me. They also have their own post office, no postage charges apply of course. Restaurant...no bill to be paid of course. Banking? Just overdraw whatever amount you find yourself short. No worries. The biggest pack of thieves and crooks there is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gang_of_Seven