A website had a contest for people to write TWO SENTENCE horror stories. At first I scoffed. How scary a story can you make with only two Sentences? They listed the winners of the contest and I thought there is no way you can write something that will either scare or disturb you in 2 sentences.....
I was wrong. Very wrong........
Yeah those surprised me as well, wasn't expecting much and then you read the first one.
Eh, didn't do much for me.
I gave a hitchhiker a ride last night.
The chains' still on my bumper.
PRAISE KEK
FATHER OF CHAOS
BRINGER OF DAY
IN THY WEBBED HANDS WE PLACE OUR FAITH
SHADILAY, SHADILAY!
Originally Posted by Helen Keller
Returns June 3rd.
Meh.A website had a contest for people to write TWO SENTENCE horror stories. At first I scoffed. How scary a story can you make with only two Sentences? They listed the winners of the contest and I thought there is no way you can write something that will either scare or disturb you in 2 sentences.....
I was wrong. Very wrong........
Returns June 3rd.
9 and 13 gave me a tingle.
While no one ever listens to me,
I am constantly being told to be quiet.
In a world of snowflakes,
be the heat..
Any of them that 'could' be real life, not supernatural like # 5 for example, plays on our paranoia of keeping children safe from harm. Any of the ones where it mimics a murderous intruder in your house, SHOULD disturb you. But then there are people who don't immediately imagine themselves in other people's shoes. They'd rather just deal with the real life situation should it come. I have friends who are bored to death by horror movies and other who are scared to death by horror movies.
Tuesday, November 8th, 2016, a man wakes from a 2 year coma and watches on a tv screen that the 22nd amendment has been repealed and Obama was just reelected to a 3rd term.
He looks down at his own organs being harvested, as a nurse gently places his head in a jar and says "Now you will live forever, welfare recipient number 27,546,118".
That's a pretty low number of welfare recipients going into a third Obama term.
If I had a dollar for every time CAPITALISM was blamed for problems caused by the GOVERNMENT, I'd be a fat filmmaker with a baseball cap.
12 string guitars only have 6 extra strings, but they're 85 TIMES as likely to be used in a song about wizards.
I like big 'bots and I cannot lie...
I got the model from Bandai.
They don't start replacing people's names with Welfare Recipient Numbers (WRN's) until their first visit to a hospital under Obama care, and after August of 2015.
You can keep your name until 2017, at which time you will need to have a valid WRN if you wish to purchase goods, whether you've been to a hospital or not.
All though the grocery store I wondered who was "crop dusting". Then when I got in the car I could still smell it.
One line horror story:
"I'm pregnant", said your girlfriend.
Fucking Gunsnet Members! .......
I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt.
Could be worse...
"I'm pregnant", said your girlfriend, to your wife.
Or, on a similar note...
"I don't know why our son looks black", said your wife.
Or...
"I'm pregnant", said your 14 year old daughter.
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