For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe
Ah gee...
Returns June 3rd.
There was a school that catered to the severely mentally handicapped, and one way they motivated their students was by giving them treats. One day the music teacher decided to take the best singers in the school and form a choir, and in order to motivate the children to sign up, she offered them Coca Cola and cookies after each successful class. Well, this went on for about 2 months, and suddenly parents began to complain. Seems their children were putting on a fair amount of weight. Well, the choir teacher was making great progress and did not want to see the kids stop coming, so she decided to make the snacks a little healthier. She began to give them cans of Tab and slices of apples. This worked very well, the choir became very good, the students lost all the weight they put on, and everyone was happy. So successful was the choir program that they decided to put on a performance for the parents. Only problem was, they needed a name to put on the posters and ads for the program. Finally they selected the perfect name...
"The Moron Tab and Apple Choir".
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it" - George Bernard Shaw
Ain't quite figured it out yet. But damn boy, something about you is skewed.
While no one ever listens to me,
I am constantly being told to be quiet.
In a world of snowflakes,
be the heat..
You aint right in the head
Ghandi later in life did much of his walking barefoot and develope considerable callasses on his feet
Due to his frequent fastings he was at times most frail
Being a spiritual leader and freedom fighter for all india he was respected as a mystic
During his many fasts and imprisonments he was denied the opportunity to brush his teeth and maintain proer hygene
consequently he was know to be A SUPPER CALLASSED FRAGILE MYSTIC PLAGUED BY HALITOSIS.
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