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    How are you celebrating Earth Day?

    I'm burning tires with diesel fuel.



    Later I'm going to mow the neighbors flower bed.
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    I pissed on a tree and spit on the grass.

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    I drove my Ford Raptor. That thing seems to piss off the tree huggers simply due to the fact it exists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK-J View Post
    I drove my Ford Raptor. That thing seems to piss off the tree huggers simply due to the fact it exists.
    Yes, they don't seem to like my 8 cylinder turbo diesel either. Prius drivers love it when I pull up behind them at a light and get just off their rear bumper. All they can see is F-250 grill.

    The sound of the diesel running seems to agitate Prius drivers too.

    Sometimes if you pass a Prius on the 4 lane road, you can punch it and it'll roll coal through their open windows.
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    Bought some lumber and cut it into little pieces..............chris3

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    Quote Originally Posted by coppertales View Post
    Bought some lumber and cut it into little pieces..............chris3
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    I farted.





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    Uh, I got up, had some bacon for breakfast, went to work, came home, had some fish and a hot dog for dinner, and drank some Coke.

    Let the good times roll.
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    I had chili for lunch with a grilled cheese sandwich. Both give me uncontrollable gas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Duce View Post
    I had chili for lunch with a grilled cheese sandwich. Both give me uncontrollable gas.
    Throw a couple pickled eggs in on top of that.
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    Repeatedly.







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    How are you celebrating Earth Day?

    I climbed a tree and took a deuce dead in a tree huggers hummus


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    cut some bushes, dug through some old tool boxes with my neighbor, gave one of the gutters on the house an garden hose enema, turned 57, had a couple of drinks and took a big boy pill. pet my cats Oney and Boo, they pet me back. really they do that. then told you about it and wished it had rained more. yeah it used to be special until the environazis took it over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by l921428x View Post
    cut some bushes, dug through some old tool boxes with my neighbor, gave one of the gutters on the house an garden hose enema, turned 57, had a couple of drinks and took a big boy pill. pet my cats Oney and Boo, they pet me back. really they do that. then told you about it and wished it had rained more. yeah it used to be special until the environazis took it over.
    Happy Birthday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by btcave View Post
    My gawd, but those people are pathetic. That one bitch had obvious psychiatric issues.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Jefe View Post
    Happy Birthday!
    thanks just wondering if people still read or skimmed these posts.


    ok I lasted 15 seconds, damn I did good and it was better than tranwhosance.
    Last edited by l921428x; 04-22-2014 at 09:59 PM.
    While no one ever listens to me,
    I am constantly being told to be quiet.

    In a world of snowflakes,
    be the heat..

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    I plan to celebrate it the same way I, and most of America do every year.

    At some point someone may mention Earth Day

    At which time, I, and most of America, will say something to the effect of "They still do that? Celebrate Earth day? I thought that died out in the 80's"

    I'm much more likely to know when Kawanza is, Christmas lights go up around that time of year.


    I guess you never know about the future though.... maybe in 1000 years the only National holidays will be Earth Day, MLK Day, Obama day (come on, you know it's gonna happen), and St. Patricks day (when we drink green beer and wear snake costumes in honor of St. Patrick's father, Nero, who cleansed the world with fire in the great re-upening)

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Duce View Post
    I had chili for lunch with a grilled cheese sandwich.
    I love that meal.

    I also like it over southern stye biscuits or with corn bread crumbled over it.
    "I'm fucking furious, I'm violently angry, and I like it. If you don't know what that feels like then I feel bad for you"

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