I pissed on a tree and spit on the grass.
I drove my Ford Raptor. That thing seems to piss off the tree huggers simply due to the fact it exists.
Yes, they don't seem to like my 8 cylinder turbo diesel either. Prius drivers love it when I pull up behind them at a light and get just off their rear bumper. All they can see is F-250 grill.
The sound of the diesel running seems to agitate Prius drivers too.
Sometimes if you pass a Prius on the 4 lane road, you can punch it and it'll roll coal through their open windows.
Bought some lumber and cut it into little pieces..............chris3
I farted.
Telling the truth is treason in an empire of lies.
WWG1WGA
Nothing good ever comes from a pinched sphincter
Uh, I got up, had some bacon for breakfast, went to work, came home, had some fish and a hot dog for dinner, and drank some Coke.
Let the good times roll.
"Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."
Commucrats are most efficient at converting sins and crimes to accidents or misunderstandings.-Oswald Bastable
Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.
Freedom isn't free.
"Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.
My Spirit Animal has rabies.
I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.
"If you can make a man afraid, you can control him" Netflix Series, The Irregulars
I had chili for lunch with a grilled cheese sandwich. Both give me uncontrollable gas.
Repeatedly.
Telling the truth is treason in an empire of lies.
WWG1WGA
Nothing good ever comes from a pinched sphincter
I climbed a tree and took a deuce dead in a tree huggers hummus
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cut some bushes, dug through some old tool boxes with my neighbor, gave one of the gutters on the house an garden hose enema, turned 57, had a couple of drinks and took a big boy pill. pet my cats Oney and Boo, they pet me back. really they do that. then told you about it and wished it had rained more. yeah it used to be special until the environazis took it over.
While no one ever listens to me,
I am constantly being told to be quiet.
In a world of snowflakes,
be the heat..
Trying to get on the no fly list, one post at a time.
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While no one ever listens to me,
I am constantly being told to be quiet.
In a world of snowflakes,
be the heat..
I plan to celebrate it the same way I, and most of America do every year.
At some point someone may mention Earth Day
At which time, I, and most of America, will say something to the effect of "They still do that? Celebrate Earth day? I thought that died out in the 80's"
I'm much more likely to know when Kawanza is, Christmas lights go up around that time of year.
I guess you never know about the future though.... maybe in 1000 years the only National holidays will be Earth Day, MLK Day, Obama day (come on, you know it's gonna happen), and St. Patricks day (when we drink green beer and wear snake costumes in honor of St. Patrick's father, Nero, who cleansed the world with fire in the great re-upening)
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