This DNC Convention is Hilarious

[skorpion]

First the head of the DNC gets the boot after the e-mails are leaked, then the mayor of Baltimore (who replaced the head of the DNC as the person who opens up the convention) forgets to kick things off with the gavel, then the bernie supporters boo through the whole thing, then all the speakers are lame, then mother nature shows her wrath by dumping 2" of rain on Philly and causing water leaks all over, then the bernie supporters get their signs taken away and are given hitlery signs, then the bern supporters whip out markers and write over the hitlery signs, and it goes on and on.

[davepool]

Bring in the clowns, lets get this circus started.

[imanaknut]

Paul Simon just attempted to sing "Bridge Over Troubled Water" and couldn't hit a note.

Come to think about it, wasn't it Garfield that was the lead singer in that song.

They can't even get that right.

[alismith]

Paul Simon just attempted to sing "Bridge Over Troubled Water" and couldn't hit a note.

Come to think about it, wasn't it Garfield that was the lead singer in that song.

They can't even get that right.

Art Garfunkle.

And you're right, his "singing: was terrible and very hard to listen to. He should have had more sense than to even try to sing, at all.

[raxar]

Why do the fox news talking heads have headsets like they're broadcasting a football game?

[imanaknut]

I can't believe that my brain said "Garfunkle" but my hands typed "Garfield"... I need a drink!

[alismith]

I can't believe that my brain said "Garfunkle" but my hands typed "Garfield"... I need a drink!

No problem. I first typed, "Garfinkle," and left the room, then it dawned on me it was "Garfunkle" not "Garfinkle." I need a drink, too.

[alismith]

Damn, that Elizabeth Warren bitch is bat shit crazy and full of hate.

Time for Bernie, now.

[Hatedbysheeple]

Doesn't sound like Bernie is on the Cunt I mean Clinton train.

I think he might might try to burn this bitch to the ground

Nevermind, he bitched out

[alismith]

Doesn't sound like Bernie is on the Cunt I mean Clinton train.

I think he might might try to burn this bitch to the ground

Nevermind, he bitched out

Yeah, someone got to him. He's toeing the Party line now.

He's still crazy, though. He acts like he's hates the microphone and is yelling at it.

I can't believe all the people in the audience who are totally clueless as to the danger they are trying to foist on America. They are cheering and applauding for the destruction of our way of life and the freedoms our Constitution provides for us.

[NAPOTS]

You have to remember the average iq is only 100, that means half of the population has an iq below that. Some folks like to call them retarded I like to call them registered democrats

[imanaknut]

I thought it funny how they had to be careful about who they blamed for what Hitlery is going to have to fix. After all, these past 7 1/2 years were King Barack, so blame congress.

And they did it, more than a couple of "It's Bush's fault"!!!

[recon]

Roll call tomorrow should be interesting.

[imanaknut]

Would be hillaryous if the accursed super delegates decided to change to Bernie?

[Schuetzenman]

Where's a Muslim Jihadi and a jumbo jet when you need one?

[Altarboy]

Yeah I tried to listen a little last night. Heard enough to know they are all getting together behind Hillary. Sigh.

[Helen Keller]

Jim Jones needs to set up a kool-aid stand.

[mrkalashnikov]

I accidently turned it on last night looking for the evening news. Moochelle was up there bitching about how hard of a life it is to be First Lady, and spend millions of American tax-payer $$$$ a year along with her jughead hubby & chilluns. Gag.

[skorpion]

I accidently turned it on last night looking for the evening news. Moochelle was up there bitching about how hard of a life it is to be First Lady, and spend millions of American tax-payer $$$$ a year along with her jughead hubby & chilluns. Gag.

Was she also bitching about how the white man keeps her down like she often does?

[5.56NATO]

Where's a Muslim Jihadi and a jumbo jet when you need one?

I'd imagine the CAP flight of two f16s that have been orbiting Philly, along with a tanker that gets replaced like the CAP flight does, is one reason.
It'd be interesting to see their roe.
Also, wonder if there was a CAP flight over Cleveland, will have to check on that.