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There were few mass shootings while Trump was in office. As soon as Idiot Joe steals the office, mass shootings just start popping up again. (I know,...

Terribly sorry I didn't know we were being grade on punctuation.

EVER learn how to use quotation marks?] AND EVER stop his long-winded type-a-thons?!?!?]

Hillary screamed out I'm cumming as she Climaxed and ripped off Kyle's ears!!! Then she turned to the AMISH Company Commander and asked who's...

As Kinison continued the chant, Diceman's voice rose in pitch and tempo. Everyone was clutching their ears when Ferditta suddenly recognize the tune....

Ferditta whispered to Otis "what in the world does 'Sine Respectu' mean?" "It means 'No Respect' in Latin" Otis replied.

"Hey! Were trying to Raise the DEAD over here - give us a break, Okay?"

As Kinison began to growl, Dice nodded in approval. "You better get pissed, cause your gonna have to carry most of the load on this one..." Then...

Y'all don't know how this is supposed to work, do ya?

"Done it before!" Kinison said with a wink. "Yea.." Dice lit a fresh Marlboro, then nodded at Dangerfield "he's not exact-ally the most graceful...

"Enough of this!" Dice turned to Carl. "Show me where, we gotta dig him up - NOW! Everyone began running toward the woods. Dice tried to follow,...

Kinison pointed to Ferditta, "Her and Ferd used a blast of temporal-light and burned him to a crisp."He grinned. "It was awesome!" "Holy...how...

"Okay..." He held his hand up, suddenly calm and composed. "Ol' Scrotum Face feeds on FEAR so when I ran?" he giggled, rolled his eyes and went back...

Turning to Agent Kinison, he demanded. "Why in the ever-loving HELL would you let them..." "HEY!" Sam cut him off, "After Kyle turned you into...

Agent Dice stopped, then looked around. "Where's Dangerfield." he asked. "Kyle got him too." Otis said with a dejected look. "Uh, yea..." Dice...

Okay...I'll do it :rolleyes:

:eyebrows:

"Here ya go, ol' buddy..." Kinison giggled, reached over and put a cigarette in Dice's mouth. Striking the mangled Zippo, Sam lit it for him then...

Then she drew back and kicked him square in the crotch - HARD. Diceman doubled over as Otis, Carl and the Amish Commandos all cringed and grabbed...

Everyone gasped and Ferditta jumped back with a shocked expression... Kinison sighed and began opening the pack of Marlboros from the Yukon... ...

Ferditta's eyes grew wide, then she clenched her teeth and stormed over. "You think I won't?! Dice did his characteristic, condescending laugh....

Seeing this he shrugged: "Maybe I gotta put my knee back in your crotch?" Then he grinned and used a nasally, mocking voice: I'ma slap the snot...

He nodded at Ferditta and wiggled his eyebrows. "Oh for..." She did a face palm. "Don't you ever stop?!" What?... Dice said as he leaned back,...

"Are you okay?..." Otis, Ferditta and Carl asked in unison. "Ya!" the Amish Commandos added "Ve vas Vorried!" "I think so..." Dice patted...

"What a ride!" Cracking his neck, Dice turned his head to one side and spit. Everyone rushed toward him, then recoiled from the stench of...

Otis looked toward the swirling column of smoke in total confusion, "Why didn't it work?..." "Oh, it did." Kinison replied with a smirk, "He just...

And it keeps on coming. This is the third "mass" shooting in Indy this year. The first two were family disputes, one over a stimulus check. ...

To everyone's disbelief, a flame erupted from the lighter and leapt onto what was left of the Marlboro at the center of the pile. Immediately, the...

Both of their voices continued to increase in volume and intensity as the circulating winds became stronger. Suddenly, a violent trimmer shook the...