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"I got an idea," Otis whispered, "Olaf, gimme your spare shirt!" The huge Amish Commando reached into his belt pack and produced a red and black...

Agent Dice stood up by the rear passenger door of the battered Yukon, straightened his leather jacket and was reaching for a Marlboro when he spotted...

Well, Quality control is the first to go when a company is floundering under debt, bad management and bad financial decisions. I'm not surprised...

Roland McDougal had just snapped another picture of his wife and two kids when a battered Yukon rattled and wheezed into the rest stop on Skidmark...

"You sure about that?" Kinison demanded from the driver's seat. "The blast of wind...that was her soul being cast into outer darkness." Otis said...

Don't know what you guys are talking about, I live in an area with no cops and its fucking great. People are the problem, cops are not the solution.

Look up how easy it is to refill inkjet cartridges, you kill kick yourself in the ass for ever buying a new cartridge in the first place.

I wonder what would have been the outcome of the DOJ investigation if Ashli Babbitt had been a different color?

Pentagon to Root-Out White Extremists, but Silence on Black Man in Recent Shooting I’ve been checking every day or so to see if there is news, any...

Confusion: Surgeon Gen. Doesn’t Know if Clots Linked to J&J Vax… On Tuesday’s broadcast of CNN’s “AC360,” Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy said that...

Sometimes, wiping the ink port of a dried out ink cartridge with a damp paper towel makes it work again.

Same thing with color laser printers. A high capacity set of 4 toner cartridges (5000 prints) for my printer costs around $350! Of course, this is...

Without police, society would go through several phases: First, society would split into two groups: The bold criminals, doing and taking what...

Zoros spoke to Kyle in his gravelly Emperor voice. "Hear me, my servant! I do not tolerate failure from my subjects. Witness what has happened to the...

Buford picked himself off the ground and rubbed his aching head, sonuvabitch I must have really tied one on this time. Doc Analface stumbled out,...

That's for the info. I once saw a cartoon of Satan talking to a demon and saying: "It's genius. We GIVE them a printer and screw them on the ink".

The Witch of the Ozarks smiled an evil smile at the sound of Zoros voice. I will not fail you this time master.

A wicked, hollow laugh filled Kamala's ears as she tumbled into a fuming, bottomless pit of darkness. "Worm!" his voice boomed, "you could never...

Let's hope that with new management and new employees their quality will be much better.

Kamala said, I will still serve you in their dreams oh lord of darkness, do not forsake me.

Zoros handed the purple shotgun to Kyle. It is yours again....do not fail again.

Zoros replied no I have the shotgun and a new recipient for it.

The Yukon would have probably flipped from the gust of wind that hit had it not been so heavily loaded down. Otis spoke up.....Kamala is gone.

"WAIT!!!" Kamala squealed as Zoros slowly shreaded her mortal body, "The Shottacuss Perpereus!!! I have retrieved it for you my Master!!!" she pleaded

Kamala screamed in anguish as the evil Zoros tore her body apart atom by atom and a great wind rushed across the land as he ripped her soul apart and...

Aw come on, that stuff gives you tons of practice on malfunction drills

That's what i was thinking...no cops around could be a good thing

Kamala wasn't laughing anymore. Fear gripped her and she felt panicky as a gravelly voice inside her head said, You have failed again! ...

Such would not last long. Given the recent exposition that all blankness is better than whiteness, per our media, expect a backlash (blacklash?) of...

But passing a pool with diving board, Dangerfield was overcome with the urge to try a Triple Lindy one more time ...